Shock

Kelly was my girlfriend at the time and she tried to shock me one day by showing me that she had shaved her head. I just laughed because I knew I had a far better shock waiting for her in my backyard where I kept the dead bodies of all the people I had murdered.

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Rating: 6.3/10 (57 votes cast)

Isabella’s Basil

He’d been a quiet sort during their marriage, and he was still a quiet sort now she supposed, as she plucked the leaves and popped them on top of the tomato and mozzarella. In a way, they were closer than they’d ever been – and lets face it, he was delicious – her husband, her Basil.

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Rating: 7.7/10 (21 votes cast)

Somwhere in April

Four months ago, I remembered he just rang on my mobile and said that I have to forget her and forgive him for was being trying by force me to do so, then sudden warm tear drop came from somewhere in my eyes and went down through my cheeks, felt my heart almost stop there, and kind of butterfly effects in side my stomach. Deeply I went blank, which felt to me that whole world was deteriorating on top of my head and still don’t know why he did that to me but he seems to be very happy and moving on nowadays.

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Long Day Ahead

The autumn morning was crisp, as fresh as the river water Jim could see from his porch as he sipped his coffee and watched the sun rise. He sighed then, upset by the contrast between the beauty of the world and the ugliness of what he had to do in it that day.

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Rating: 9.2/10 (13 votes cast)

The Fire Rises

Batman was broken, physically and mentally broken. Gotham City, his city was broken too under the reign of terror of a madman named Bane. Part of his conscious demanded that he get out there, get healthy and take the city back; another part of him just wanted to give up and escape, right now he wasn’t sure which way he would go.

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OCD Torture

When he left the office, his desk was clean, free of clutter, almost pristine. Three days later his coworkers had managed to pile it high with files, random junk and their own personal belongings.

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The Rescue

The red headed woman working at the animal shelter hated all the stupid humans who left without an animal; how dare they not adopt one of the cuties. She noted their addresses and later that night murdered them in their sleep.

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Rating: 4.3/10 (20 votes cast)

The Newspaper Man

All of his customers thought he was a perfectly normal guy selling daily newspapers and magazines at the underground subway shop. Little did they know he laced every page with poison and was slowly killing them all.

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Rating: 7.3/10 (21 votes cast)

“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive…”

Luke Skywalker heard Emperor Palpatine promise to murder his friends and felt the dark side boiling inside of him. Giving in to the darkness he activated his lightsaber, chopped the Emperor’ s and Darth Vader’s heads off and hit the Death Star’ self destruct button; sending them all to hell.

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Rating: 5.4/10 (20 votes cast)

The Harvest

Everyone in town knew it was wrong, but it was very important that this years harvest go well, for them and the whole country depending on their crops. The town leaders tied the virgin down to the altar and lit the fire pit.

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“What kind of man do you want to be?”

Pat remembered his father explaining that when life gets you down, when someone makes you angry, or when you get thrown a curveball that it’s better to laugh it off as opposed to getting mad and acting like you’re going to kill someone. Pat threw an internal switch and decided that in fact, it was better to get angry and kill someone, specifically his friend Denny.

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Rating: 6.1/10 (10 votes cast)

fantasy football draft day murder part 2

The basement on draft day was a powder keg of long-held resentments and well-placed barbs made painful and stale over time; hatred was everywhere, so thick you could slice it up and eat it straight out of the air. The battle royale started like the most vengeful game of dominoes you’ve ever played: Pat sprayed his bear mace into Evan’s eyes, screaming almost unintelligibly about last year’s Fred Jackson trade, and Evan — even blind — wrapped his chain around Pat’s neck, yanked him to the ground, and pounced atop his rival with all the rage of all the years.

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Rating: 4.0/10 (24 votes cast)