Two Sentence Stories – Two Sentence Stories

Weird

It was only later we realised how weird it was.
We had all called him tumour-head years before he actually got head cancer.

Rating: 5.3/10 (6 votes cast)

Withstand

I used to wonder why you didn’t tell me what happened to you when you were young.
Then I realised it was because you could not withstand my pity.

Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Peanut butter

The football team called her peanut butter.
Kind of an odd name for such a friendly girl don’t you think?

Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Ice age

Ice-ages are nothing to be afraid of because we’ve all experienced them.
Facing away from each other in bed, a million miles between you and someone who once said they loved you.

Rating: 7.9/10 (12 votes cast)

Artistic

They said ‘artistic feminist expressions’.
I said ‘artistic feminist impressions’.

Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Confession

Ok, I confess!
I filled your room with balloons.

Rating: 4.5/10 (4 votes cast)

Rings

So putting golden rings around your neck can make it appear longer.
I wonder what else a guy could put golden rings around?

Rating: 3.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Indie

I laugh when I read “they chose indie over mainstream” or something like that.
They choose indie the same way people choose poverty.

Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Chocolate

Chocolate dog fetches his caramel ball.
And he is happy.

Rating: 8.9/10 (9 votes cast)

Bio

Got born.
Did little.

Rating: 9.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Berries

I’ll be your cherry and you can be my strawberry.
We’ll elope and marry and then what will our parentberries do?

Rating: 6.2/10 (12 votes cast)

Decisions

All the thousands and thousands of half decisions I barely made eventually accumulated.
And now here I am, a puppet whisperer.

Rating: 8.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Art

It was a dead sheep covered in rose petals and surrounded in empty soup cans.
Modern art, she scoffed.

Rating: 6.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Fat

I’d love to be with you!
(You’re not going to get fat are you?)

Rating: 2.3/10 (4 votes cast)

Silver

Don’t be afraid to call if you need anything.
A silver stake for example.

Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Now that I’ve declared my love for you I can expect protracted negotiations, give and take, threats, bribes, and then, perhaps, a signing of some type of accord.
Or … you could just say you love me too?

Rating: 7.0/10 (5 votes cast)

Mythical

Pixies, fairies and the clitoris.
All mythical I tell you!

Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Jealous

She stepped over her fear and gave me some of her short stories to read.
They were really good but all I said was “did you used to be sad a lot?” because I was so jealous.

Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Gird

The old guy on the bus said I should “gird my loins for the coming apocalypse”.
Gird means touch, right?