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Category: Two Sentence Stories
Reason
The reason our relationship failed.
She was about a hundred times more alive than me.
Utopia
Utopia really means no place.
As in, it will never happen.
Make up
When are you going to make up your mind?
Look, I’ve got all the makeup right here, ok?
Memories
Taking the babysitter into the garage.
A good memory.
Question
She asked me a question without using words.
I, stupidly, answered with words when all she wanted was for me to cross the room and hug her.
Laughed
I laughed at your tears.
They’re just so CUTE!
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So fresh
So fresh, so clean, so nice, so fine.
At the start it seemed fine but it was a lie.
Mortal flesh
My mortal flesh aches for you.
Does your immortal flesh cry out for me?
TV cops
Why is it cops on TV shows are always supremely well-versed in Bible verses?
They oh so casually say “hey that’s from blah blah” and we’re meant to believe that?
Party
Interesting people having interesting conversations.
How would you describe the party?
Artist
The artist could not lie.
He spent so very much time alone.
Fail
I don’t have that much against you.
I just really enjoy watching you fail and cry.
Sign
My giant sign read “please don’t hurt me”.
Some obeyed, others didn’t.
Gift
I gave the supreme gift to you.
You tossed it away.
Architect
She wanted to be an architect.
She ended up as an Airforce wife.
Awesome alliterator
Me and Ne Ne and Je Je trekked across the mountains and to the desert until we found the rotted out and rusted remains of Robot Robbie.
Always an awesome alliterator, his happy influence invigorates instantly.
Seal
We laughed and ate and drank and fucked and sighed and slept.
We connected on a deeper level and then, then we went to the zoo and watched a seal swim about.
Environment
We chose business over the environment.
The environment really didn’t appreciate it.