Two Sentence Stories – Two Sentence Stories

Boring

As she talked, I fell asleep.
Relationship status conversations are boooooring.

Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

French

Hey French girl!
Never mind.

Rating: 5.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Plan

I had this big plan involving my “shit” and “getting it together”.
All the plans involving girls screwed that right up.

Rating: 4.8/10 (4 votes cast)

Jump

We stood hand in hand.
Jump, she whispered.

Rating: 6.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Game

The game we played was called “advance and retreat” and she was a master.
Was it a date or not?

Rating: 7.3/10 (4 votes cast)

Look

That look on my face?
It’s just the aftertaste of a relationship you haven’t realised is over.

Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Book

They changed my title because they thought it had more “zazz”.
Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck anyone who bought it because of that.

Rating: 7.8/10 (5 votes cast)

Bought

I’m not trying to sell you anything she said.
I listened, later kissed her, and in the end, bought.

Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Date you

Yes, I totally want to date you!
I look forwards to being your baggage.

Rating: 3.7/10 (3 votes cast)

My love.
My love.

Rating: 4.0/10 (6 votes cast)

Metaphor

When I said I had just been drifting without purpose or direction for like twelve years, it wasn’t a metaphor.
I fell out of my spaceship.

Rating: 8.4/10 (7 votes cast)

Is it possible that after death we awake, centuries later, recreated by our infinity-times grandchildren, brought back to life and fitted back into society, immortal and everlasting?
Is it possible that Heaven is just awakening in the future?

Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Divide

You can pretty much divide life into two parts.
Pre-getting fucked and post.

Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Giving in

So I did it and you know what?
The world is still the same!

Rating: 7.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Vows

You are half right about what I said.
I did say “until death” but I wasn’t talking about me.

Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Love me

I understand completely that you love me.
But do you obsessively write about me in little notebooks that will be found after your death?

Rating: 7.6/10 (5 votes cast)

List

18 year old, 19 year old, 9 months pregnant, all holes, army, audition, banana, barely legal, bed sex, big nipples, bondage, bottle, braces, caning, chained, classy, corset, cute, doggystyle, drooling, dyed hair, electrified, face fucked, fat teen, fitness, foursome, gagged (bite or ball), gloves, hairy arms, hitch hiker, housewife, insertion, jeans, jungle, kitchen, Korean, lactating, lezdom, lollipop, machine fucking, massage, mouthful, nun, nurse, nympho, oldy, oriental, pale, pedal pumping, police, ponyplay, POV (point of view), pregnant teen, pussypump, red bottom, riding, rubber, satin, schoolgirl, skinny, speculum, submissive, tickling, tricked, uniform, university, vacuum torture, waitress, whip, wired pussy, xmas, young.
Oh, and true love.

Rating: 4.2/10 (5 votes cast)

Category: Two Sentence Stories