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Delted had a short life, but a good life.
Category: Two Sentence Stories
Answer
Grandpa died.
My answer to ‘What I Did This Summer Holidays’
Novel
How is that novel going?
It is an ordinary so far.
Heart
Your heart is a mess.
Look, put the box over there.
Scientists
They produced love in a lab.
Like most unstable elements, it only existed for the barest of moments.
Cat power
This is my cat-powered car.
It goes really fast when they see the mouse-powered cars.
Bucket
Dad kicked the bucket.
Mum kicked it right back.
Pen
Put the cow in the pen.
That’s one big pen.
King
I am the King.
Now watch me rule this box.
Exchange
I exchanged a glance with her.
I swapped it for a pointed look.
Dogs
Dog on my left and dog on my right.
Dogs all around me.
Come and leave
Come with me, if you care to.
Leave with them, if you want.
Potato
Potato potato potato.
The mighty king of vegetables.
Toothbrushes
Toothbrushes grow on trees.
You didn’t know this?
Thinking
I think about you.
Are you thinking about me?
Odd
He said “that’s pretty funny” rather than laughing.
Odd, no?
Apple
You are the apple of my eye.
Perhaps it is time to … peel?
Battle
The ongoing battle with the neighbours has become a war of attrition.
They took out our toaster with a surgical strike, we cut off their communications with the destruction of their letterbox and soon, soon my friends, we will invade their lounge and end this for once and all.
Millstone
Ok, so I get my “millstone” status.
I was trying real hard to be lighter.
Clock
They say you can’t turn back the clock.
Daylight savings, hello?