We stood hand in hand.
Jump, she whispered.
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Game
The game we played was called “advance and retreat” and she was a master.
Was it a date or not?
Look
That look on my face?
It’s just the aftertaste of a relationship you haven’t realised is over.
Book
They changed my title because they thought it had more “zazz”.
Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck anyone who bought it because of that.
Bought
I’m not trying to sell you anything she said.
I listened, later kissed her, and in the end, bought.
Date you
Yes, I totally want to date you!
I look forwards to being your baggage.
My love.
My love.
Metaphor
When I said I had just been drifting without purpose or direction for like twelve years, it wasn’t a metaphor.
I fell out of my spaceship.
Heaven
Is it possible that after death we awake, centuries later, recreated by our infinity-times grandchildren, brought back to life and fitted back into society, immortal and everlasting?
Is it possible that Heaven is just awakening in the future?
Divide
You can pretty much divide life into two parts.
Pre-getting fucked and post.
Giving in
So I did it and you know what?
The world is still the same!
Vows
You are half right about what I said.
I did say “until death” but I wasn’t talking about me.
Love me
I understand completely that you love me.
But do you obsessively write about me in little notebooks that will be found after your death?
List
18 year old, 19 year old, 9 months pregnant, all holes, army, audition, banana, barely legal, bed sex, big nipples, bondage, bottle, braces, caning, chained, classy, corset, cute, doggystyle, drooling, dyed hair, electrified, face fucked, fat teen, fitness, foursome, gagged (bite or ball), gloves, hairy arms, hitch hiker, housewife, insertion, jeans, jungle, kitchen, Korean, lactating, lezdom, lollipop, machine fucking, massage, mouthful, nun, nurse, nympho, oldy, oriental, pale, pedal pumping, police, ponyplay, POV (point of view), pregnant teen, pussypump, red bottom, riding, rubber, satin, schoolgirl, skinny, speculum, submissive, tickling, tricked, uniform, university, vacuum torture, waitress, whip, wired pussy, xmas, young.
Oh, and true love.
Miss
I miss you.
I am Cupid and I say who falls in love, not you.
Dating
If you command, she will obey.
Dating secret #6.
Night
The night is yours.
May I visit?
Youth
I am not wasting my youth, I protested to her.
IT’S ALREADY WASTED!
Grandma
The guttural voice chanted “the restless dead weary of their bondage”.
It’s Grandma on the phone!
Deodorant
I shook the can of deodorant.
A tiny voice yelled, stop it!