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Scarborough Beach

I cry when I remember the walk to Scarborough Beach.
I cry for the loss.

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags beach, cry, girlfriend, relationshipLeave a comment on Scarborough Beach

The only option

After I lost my girlfriend, my job, my hair and the washing machine blew up, there was only one thing to do.
Lube up, baby and let’s fuck our way outta trouble!

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags girlfriend, hair, jobLeave a comment on The only option

A pointless list

Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Confucianism, Christianity, Atheism.
Oh, and Imaginary-a-Tism, too.

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags religionLeave a comment on A pointless list

Enviable

I didn’t say his death was “inevitable”.
I said it was “enviable”.

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Author adminPosted on January 25, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags deathLeave a comment on Enviable

Tome

As she stormed out of our lives forever she dropped her massive tome of insane rantings.
Most of it was bullshit but she really made some good points about people who insist of using vanilla bean pods over vanilla essence.

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Author adminPosted on January 24, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags ranting, tome, vanillaLeave a comment on Tome

Shit

Getting your shit together is not a process.
Getting your shit together is not a destination.

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Author adminPosted on January 24, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags process, shitLeave a comment on Shit

Sudo

Sudoyou.
Sudome.

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Author adminPosted on January 24, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesLeave a comment on Sudo

Music

I’ve got to the point in my life that all the music I listen to is by dead people.
Not Zombie music, but that all the singers have died, I mean.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags music, zombieLeave a comment on Music

Game

Please stop playing the “would you still love me if” game.
I’ve already had to lie a few times and I really don’t like that.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags lie, loveLeave a comment on Game

Hungover

My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags hungover, relationship, sickLeave a comment on Hungover

Frog

The frog is green.
That took eight years to write.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags frog, green, writingLeave a comment on Frog

Pinata

Why did you leave?
I had this big piñata just waiting to go.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags pinataLeave a comment on Pinata

Whore

Wearing that red lipstick totally does not make you look like a whore.
(Whore!)

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags whoreLeave a comment on Whore

Great

God is great!
So is pizza!

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags god, pizzaLeave a comment on Great

Promise

Some people just don’t understand that when I make a promise I actually mean it.
Yes I died but that isn’t going to stop us being together for eternity!

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags dead, eternity, promiseLeave a comment on Promise

Obsess

Months now and I still obsess.
Why did you fall, my delicious ice-cream?

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags ice cream, obsessionLeave a comment on Obsess

End of humanity

Robots with laser-eyes came to the door.
‘Dear, are you expecting the end of humanity today?’ she said.

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Fun

Why don’t we just skip this whole getting to know each other stuff and just get married?
Man, no one wants to have fun anymore.

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Author adminPosted on January 21, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fun, marriageLeave a comment on Fun

Sugar

Do you ever think sugar doesn’t actually come from sugar cane?
What if it’s people?

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Author adminPosted on January 21, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags people, sugarLeave a comment on Sugar

we all remember

His hand inched slowly to hers. Though the lack of sobriety was clearly evident,they were young and mistakes needed to be made.

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Author adminPosted on January 21, 2023Categories CompetitionTags her, him, mistakes, sobrietyLeave a comment on we all remember

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