Author: admin

When are you going to make up your mind?
Look, I’ve got all the makeup right here, ok?

Taking the babysitter into the garage.
A good memory.

I laughed at your tears.
They’re just so CUTE!

So fresh, so clean, so nice, so fine.
At the start it seemed fine but it was a lie.

My mortal flesh aches for you.
Does your immortal flesh cry out for me?

Why is it cops on TV shows are always supremely well-versed in Bible verses?
They oh so casually say “hey that’s from blah blah” and we’re meant to believe that?

Interesting people having interesting conversations.
How would you describe the party?

The artist could not lie.
He spent so very much time alone.

I don’t have that much against you.
I just really enjoy watching you fail and cry.

My giant sign read “please don’t hurt me”.
Some obeyed, others didn’t.

She wanted to be an architect.
She ended up as an Airforce wife.

Me and Ne Ne and Je Je trekked across the mountains and to the desert until we found the rotted out and rusted remains of Robot Robbie.
Always an awesome alliterator, his happy influence invigorates instantly.

We laughed and ate and drank and fucked and sighed and slept.
We connected on a deeper level and then, then we went to the zoo and watched a seal swim about.

We chose business over the environment.
The environment really didn’t appreciate it.

We write so much about core values that I think people here actually believe it.
Reality tells the truth though.

Here pussy puss puss.
Calling out at the nightclub.