Author: admin

Knowing that you’ll eventually come crawling back is very satisfying.
Throwing snails over the fence again.

I pray to robot god.
I know I’m a disgusting meat machine but I can do better!

The King of the Eyesores visited our town today in his carriage of mouldy meat.
We threw eggs, rotten fruit and toxic waste, as we’re meant to.

I wasn’t crying!
I had too much water to drink and my emergency water overload system kicked in and it just happened to be at the end of Titanic, ok?

Yeah, rock that guitar.
Sharia law hits hard.

I awoke on a pool table in the middle of a crowded bar.
As usual, I got up, made my pool table, and went to work.

While you were gone we would flirt with flirting, pretend touches and exquisite silences.
When you came back we pretended nothing happened at all.

Hi everyone, so I had people emailing me about Goldfish illustrated, suggesting it would make a good bookmark.

I’d like to gauge interest in printing up some bookmarks from the stories on this website. I’m thinking five different bookmarks, full-colour double-sided. This means a single bookmark would have a story on each side.

In total, ten different stories would be made into bookmarks. They would cost $1 each or buy the set of five for $4.

Using online estimators, the postage within Australia would be about 0.55-$1. For US/UK and everyone else in the world it would be somewhere between $2.50-$4.50 AUD for postage.

The bookmarks are 40mm wide by 150mm tall, so clearly there would be some design constrictions which would affect which stories could be printed up.

Anyways, I’m leaving this post up so you can tell me if it’s a good idea (as in, you’d be a customer) and which stories you would like to see made into a bookmark. Leave your reply in the comments and vote on this page.

If enough people reply and vote then I’ll start putting up designs for voting. The best designs win.

cheers,

Mat

When you said “attention everyone” I thought for a second you would actually say something interesting.
Like about how the guy leaving was a horrible person to work with, an insufferable bore and many of us there would happily kill him if we thought we could get away with it.

I am the fourth pig.
Check out my uranium house.

Chomp my neck!
Bite my toes!