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Wish

I wish everyone was wrong.
Pi going on forever and ever just feels so … icky.

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Author adminPosted on November 1, 2021Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Pi, wish, wrongLeave a comment on Wish

New girl

How it went with the new girl?
First she was fucked then she was just fucked up.

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Library

Take me to the binary library.
I want to borrow 10010110101010011101110110111010101010010010101.

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Author adminPosted on November 1, 2021Categories Two Sentence StoriesLeave a comment on Library

Sing

Let’s all sing that song!
Hey yeah, it’s all I want, it’s all I need yay!

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Tramp

Sometimes I look at you and I just want to fuck you raw.
Oh, America, you dirty little tramp, you love it.

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If we

If we had more water we could green Australia.
If we had more monkeys we could take over the world.

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Author adminPosted on October 31, 2021Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Australia, monkey, worldLeave a comment on If we

China

China wants more oil!
I named my car China.

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Consortium

A consortium of western countries, one of them America, extract most of the oil in the region.
Teenage pimple drilling is a big business in 2034.

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The season of Joy

Oh, Christmas is here.
Fuck.

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Ageing

Getting old really just snuck up on me.
One minute you’re 120, fit and healthy, the next you’re 450 and starting to get those first wrinkles.

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Shovelling

I often wonder if those guys on the side of the highway shovelling gravel think about how they fucked up high school.
Or do they just think about all the pussy they got?

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Meditated

I meditated and finally got in contact with my inner child.
My inner child is an ass.

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Jealous

I understand you are jealous of the position I’ve reached.
It’s not my fault I worked hard for two years and now I don’t have to work again!

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Barriers

Eventually there were so few barriers to writing that I really had no choice.
I spent weeks building new barriers.

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Stalkers

Hey web-stalkers!
Thanks for stopping on by, and thanks for the sex/job/emotional support or whatever else it was you gave.

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Reason

The reason our relationship failed.
She was about a hundred times more alive than me.

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