relationship – Two Sentence Stories

Saturn

You were not my Sun or my Earth.
You weren’t even my Saturn.

Rating: 4.2/10 (5 votes cast)

Oh the Irony

In therapy, my husband shared that he’s been having the same dream every night for a year, of a beautiful stranger who tells him she loves him, and bakes delicious cupcakes.

I met the real her at the local bakery today and we’re going away together this weekend; he’s going to be so pissed.

Rating: 8.8/10 (9 votes cast)

Hid

I hid the cash in the drawer, knowing you would search for it and then steal it.
I wish our relationship was better so when you needed something you could ask and when you asked, I would give.

Rating: 7.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Might

I haven’t taken down your photos or thrown away your clothes or tipped out your perfume.
I think you still might come back.

Rating: 9.5/10 (6 votes cast)

Truthfully

He always answered the question “Do you have a girlfriend” truthfully with “No, but I sometimes have other men’s girlfriends”.

Each and every single girl laughed and tapped his shoulder and foolishly failed to think it through.

Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast)

Rule

My foolish rule to never sleep with a girl unless I think there will be a relationship.
In five hundred years it will all be so meaningless.

Rating: 3.7/10 (6 votes cast)

Boring

As she talked, I fell asleep.
Relationship status conversations are boooooring.

Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Look

That look on my face?
It’s just the aftertaste of a relationship you haven’t realised is over.

Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Dating

If you command, she will obey.
Dating secret #6.

Rating: 5.2/10 (5 votes cast)

Truthfully illustrated

Photo credit: Boston Bill

His photostream

Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)

FOREVER

I was cooking dinner when she wrapped her arms around me and whispered, “We’ll be together forever.” I’m not in a relationship of any kind.

Rating: 5.7/10 (13 votes cast)

No such thing as too much Love

“I think we should break up” I said.
“Go to sleep dear” she replied, before locking me in my cage and walking away.

Rating: 8.4/10 (43 votes cast)

Ex-boyfriend

I’m glad you couldn’t see me on the phone. I cried silently every time you were talking.

Rating: 9.6/10 (9 votes cast)

Some people suggested that I move to another town. But there’s a strange comfort in going alone all the places we used to go together: it proves you’re not necessary for this world and this life to exist.

Rating: 8.0/10 (7 votes cast)

A, B, or C?

When she thought about him, The Great Thing That Never Was, she could observe herself dissolving into a completely unpredictable mass of emotions and raw nerves. If she saw him again, would she say, “Fuck you,” or ignore him completely, or throw her arms around his neck?

Rating: 8.1/10 (8 votes cast)

Endgame: Affair

It’s been fun babe, but sorry. Your best friend deserves his wife’s fidelity.

Rating: 6.7/10 (16 votes cast)

Spilled Champagne

“What I need you to understand is that all my life I’ve been toasting with an empty glass,” Alexa frantically explained to the only man who had ever showed her love, who, frustrated with Alexa’s unrelenting self-doubt, was now the man about to walk out on her. “Now that you’ve filled my glass to the top I’ve got to learn how to hold it,” she said, but it was too late; once the champagne spills, there’s no way to get it back in.

Rating: 6.5/10 (11 votes cast)

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