It’s been fun babe, but sorry. Your best friend deserves his wife’s fidelity.
Tag: relationship
Spilled Champagne
“What I need you to understand is that all my life I’ve been toasting with an empty glass,” Alexa frantically explained to the only man who had ever showed her love, who, frustrated with Alexa’s unrelenting self-doubt, was now the man about to walk out on her. “Now that you’ve filled my glass to the top I’ve got to learn how to hold it,” she said, but it was too late; once the champagne spills, there’s no way to get it back in.
Turning The Tables
The same completely honest look reflected in each others eyes, something between fear and power; She loosened her grip from around his neck.
Reason
The reason our relationship failed.
She was about a hundred times more alive than me.
Gift
I gave the supreme gift to you.
You tossed it away.
Thinking
I think about you.
Are you thinking about me?
Millstone
Ok, so I get my “millstone” status.
I was trying real hard to be lighter.
Getting over her is hard
Your street is shown on an advertisement!
I mean, c’mon!
Beautiful moment
There was a small beautiful moment with you that lead to a long beautiful moment.
It was when you said “I need to be by myself for a while”.
Third party
I am his girl who makes him smile even for a while. I am also the reason why he shed tears all the time.
Involved
Hey it is so good to meet you but I can’t really get involved with a sick broken person right now.
I’m … washing me hair … forever.
Today
Today I cut it all off with you.
And to my great shame I felt great for the rest of the day.
Acting
My greatest acting moment was squeezing out tears as I walked away from you.
Next up: acting like I am really broken up about it all.
Offer
Your offer of a special eight-month infatuation package with free extras such as wild sex at the start but none later and crying really late at night is quite intriguing.
Throw in a free t-shirt and some affection coupons I’ll never redeem and you got yourself a deal.
Advice
One word that will get you through any relationship problem, like, forever.
Lie.
Friend
My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
By relationship I mean “vagina”.
Silence
I tried to lie that my silence didn’t mean anything.
She saw right through me.
Scarborough Beach
I cry when I remember the walk to Scarborough Beach.
I cry for the loss.
Hungover
My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.
The Drop
“You and your ethics, you can’t do it,” the Joker gurgled as he dangled over the side of the building.
“Fuck ethics,” Batman finally decided, and he let go.