The day my imaginary friend stopped believing in me I started to disappear.
It’s been fun babe, but sorry. Your best friend deserves his wife’s fidelity.
My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
By relationship I mean “vagina”.
The cataclysmic retardation my best friend suffered utterly destroyed him and left a fucked up shell.
Now I have to do twice as much and be twice as good because I’m trying to live for both of us.
Dreams have always lingered. You are helping me make them a reality.
Do you have those dreams that last all night?
It’s a present for … a friend.