The artist could not lie.
He spent so very much time alone.
Fail
I don’t have that much against you.
I just really enjoy watching you fail and cry.
Sign
My giant sign read “please don’t hurt me”.
Some obeyed, others didn’t.
Gift
I gave the supreme gift to you.
You tossed it away.
Eat Your Cake And Have It Too
I bite the dreams other men would merely kiss.
If it’s not edible, why waste your time?
Architect
She wanted to be an architect.
She ended up as an Airforce wife.
Awesome alliterator
Me and Ne Ne and Je Je trekked across the mountains and to the desert until we found the rotted out and rusted remains of Robot Robbie.
Always an awesome alliterator, his happy influence invigorates instantly.
Seal
We laughed and ate and drank and fucked and sighed and slept.
We connected on a deeper level and then, then we went to the zoo and watched a seal swim about.
Muscle Memory
Risking a go at post-coital conversation as he got up and walked out the room, Stan Huckjaw said to the woman whose name evaded him at the moment, “I’m gonna grab a sandwich and hit the shitter.” Somehow, he instinctively knew to flinch, even though the exclamation “Pig!” hit his ears no sooner than a four inch heel hit the back of his head.
Back to Nature
Phil could still remember the day he saw the first crack begin running up the living room wall of what he had once considered his dream home. It was about nine months later that he ran to the unused nursery in response to the screams of his wife, to find that two possums had moved into the box that still contained the never-assembled crib.
The Sixth Beatle?
There’s a peanut sitting there on the chair growing hair, because it wants to be a rock star someday.
If it puts on a pair of round spectacles, we’ll have to call him John Legume.
Environment
We chose business over the environment.
The environment really didn’t appreciate it.
Core values
We write so much about core values that I think people here actually believe it.
Reality tells the truth though.
The other kind of cat
Here pussy puss puss.
Calling out at the nightclub.
Answers
She knew all the answers.
Unfortunately, the only question she knew was ‘what goes with vanilla?’
List
Some of the things that happened were your fault, some weren’t.
No matter what, I’ve made a complete list and one day …
Chew The Ashes Of Life
Life’s a headache; a deep throbbing pain that’s not going to stop until you drop into your grave in the cold, cold ground.
Yet, even after all the years of tears, watching great men give in to their fears, we will still come back to do it all over again, gladly, if only time permits.
Fabric
The fabric of reality is not fabric.
It is goo.
my job
I looked for you in all the usual places; job agencies, friends of friends, publishing houses. Little did I know you lurked right there in front of me in my keyboard letters.
Cruel Twist
I had hung over the edge of the cliff. Now, I hang onto the memory of my rescuer twisting, flailing, falling in my place.