Woman who abort their unborn children justify their actions with the claim: they’re not technically human. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, Jeffery Dahmer, Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy and Adam Lanza probably thought the same thing—so I guess they’re all the same.
They say the accident took your memory of us.
So why do you always find me no matter how many times I move?
I was devouring that box of yogurt like a mad man when in the rear distance I heard a woman’s voice crying. After I finished all the yogurt her sound was clearer saying: “It’s a hand cream, not yogurt!!!”
The woman I picked up at the bar sucked me off like no one ever had.
I’m still not sure what surprised me more: when she said, “Your turn” and lifted up her dress to reveal an erect cock, or when I leaned in to return the favor.
They say the accident took your memory of us.
So why is it you still hate me so much?
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow got her hands on some junk.
The little dog begged for just one little bite and the needle dipped into the spoon.
Again and again the King returns, the war is won, the kiss is given and the Ever After is secure. Again and again I open the cover and make them relive it.
For some deeply serious reason the young lovers couldn’t be together. Except they totally were after an inordinate amount of lingering glances and meaningful hand touches.
People thought he traveled to get away. It turns out he was a pilgrim, always searching, always seeking, always homeward bound.
When you grabbed my hand during a night swim I thought it was the happiest day of my life. Then I realized you were using both hands to tread water…
I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.
I killed him to break the spell and be with her at last.
It turns out that doesn’t grant me legal immunity.
They say the accident took your memory of us.
But why, then, are the shoes you make always just my size?
They say the accident took your memory of us.
But why, then, are the shoes you make always just my size?
Sadie thought the saddest thing would be if her friend Sarah had to move away.
It turns out the saddest thing was when Sarah’s family had to leave without her.
Sadie thought the saddest thing would be if her friend Sarah had to move away.
It turns out the saddest thing was when Sarah’s family had to leave without her.
The rainstorm had made her makeup run, gotten mud on her shoes, soaked her dress and frizzed her hair.
He knelt next to her muddy shoes with the ringbox in hand, knowing this was exactly the kind of girl he wanted to marry.
The rainstorm had made her makeup run, gotten mud on her shoes, soaked her dress and frizzed her hair.
He knelt next to her muddy shoes with the ringbox in hand, knowing this was exactly the kind of girl he wanted to marry.
They thought she was tragically beautiful. The truth was she is beautifully tragic.
You promised that you would never end the it by choice. You chose.