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Tag: robots
Future
I think the future is coming.
Listen, can you hear that squeaking noise?
End of humanity
Robots with laser-eyes came to the door.
‘Dear, are you expecting the end of humanity today?’ she said.
Awesome
Add any of the following to any situation and it is immediately more awesome.
Zombies, monkeys, robots, lasers.
Sticking it
Will some clever people one day develop robots so incredibly good at fucking that each of us will abandon sticking it to humans?
Will our last days be spent in a haze of pseudo-flesh, a nil birth-rate and the collapse of the nappy industry?
Trouble coming
As the pieces rolled down the assembly lines I think I saw the construction robots pause just a little.
If they understand they are building ConstructorBotV2.5 then I think we’ve got trouble coming.