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Scientific Bureaucrat Blues

NASA has proposed a new eco-friendly rocket ship powered by two monkeys and a bicycle.

The project is expected to cost fifty trillion dollars, and will make it to Uranus in about fifty million years, assuming they don’t run out of bananas.

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Author Posted on January 19, 2019Categories CompetitionTags monkeys, NASA, space, UranusLeave a comment on Scientific Bureaucrat Blues

Icy.

Only two out of a thousand say yes, aye, but none are worth the time. That’s why you drink — you drink so that most of your tears (and piss) evaporates, so that you won’t freeze when given the cold shoulder.

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Author twosentencestoriesPosted on November 9, 2018Categories CompetitionTags dating, drinking, life, monkeys, relationships, tagsLeave a comment on Icy.

Awesome

Add any of the following to any situation and it is immediately more awesome.
Zombies, monkeys, robots, lasers.

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Author adminPosted on October 30, 2018Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags awesome, lasers, monkeys, robots, zombieLeave a comment on Awesome

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