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Tag: space
Their Love Story
He met her on Mars. They got married on Neptune and he took her to Earth for their honeymoon
Jimmy Flagrant pulled all the stops and went head first into the spaceTime hewing vortex. He was split into a million million Jimmy Flagrants in a condensation of the soul and trolled the multiverse in a million million stories.
Scientific Bureaucrat Blues
NASA has proposed a new eco-friendly rocket ship powered by two monkeys and a bicycle.
The project is expected to cost fifty trillion dollars, and will make it to Uranus in about fifty million years, assuming they don’t run out of bananas.
Black hole
Inside a black hole the forces are so extreme that time and space itself comes apart.
Yes I threw your stupid comics in there – you never read them!
“Lucky”
The man rubbed the patch on his arm for good luck. The patch read “Apollo 13.”
When he volunteered to join the vessel, he was dreaming of space travel. He did not know that it would be a blood vessel.