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Process
We eat.
We excrete.
Clench
The clench of fear can hit anytime.
Mine hit about four minutes before I quit my second job.
Scar
Scar me.
Love me.
Feel for you
I really do feel for you.
Not pain, but what I imagine pain to be like.
Bones
I made a dog out of bones.
He keeps trying to bury himself.
Notes
When I was a kid I used to bury notes in empty pasta sauce jars.
Now my old house is the only one with note trees.
Pawn
It’s possible I’m one of those pawns that ends up being a King.
Or maybe I’ve got pawn-delusions.
Paper dog
I folded and glued and painted and prepared ever so carefully.
Now I wait for my paper dog to come to life.
Deep
Apparently you’re young until you’re not.
Deep … and yet shallow.
In love again
I’m in love again, finally.
Oh double cheese-burger, you little tart, I love you!
Fetch
My dog is made of tennis balls.
He keeps trying to fetch himself.
Tourettes
I have a very CANDY strange type of SUGER-COATED TEDDY-BEAR HUGGING Tourettes.
Soon, soon I shall be FAIRY-KISSING UNICORN FLYING cured.
Drought
I have the solution to the drought!
Cry me a river.
Hooray
Hooray for the future! Who would have believed someone would sleep with you because of a blog post?
Latest in technology
I am the latest in technology.
I sensed your heartbeat quickening as you stepped closer to me.
Mistake
Everyone makes one mistake.
Perhaps you were mine.
Coupons
You gave them to me for my birthday and I expect you to honour them.
I don’t care we’re broken up – these sex coupons are still valid!
Hide
Love found me.
I said, “now you go hide”.
Adventure
Life is an adventure so dangerous it will cost you your life.
Otherwise, what the fuck are you here for?