I’ve always said “I love you” about six months before it being true.
I guess my true love won’t try to pull it from me.
Author: admin
Faking it
Despite having many jobs where people call me a writer I still don’t believe it.
(I’m just faking it everybody …)
Breaking up
Oh dear you seem to be breaking up.
Time to patch the clay girl.
TV
Franco and Big Mountain Man, alcoholic German puppets, and their dog Schnapps sit around and discuss yet another 1940s cabinet maker.
After that, there’s some sport or something.
Yeah
Sorry about the hurting, yeah?
I was bored and you were there and what else do you want?
Moon
I love seeing the moon in the sky during the day.
It reminds me the world is not alone.
Boring
As she talked, I fell asleep.
Relationship status conversations are boooooring.
French
Hey French girl!
Never mind.
Plan
I had this big plan involving my “shit” and “getting it together”.
All the plans involving girls screwed that right up.
Jump
We stood hand in hand.
Jump, she whispered.
Game
The game we played was called “advance and retreat” and she was a master.
Was it a date or not?
Look
That look on my face?
It’s just the aftertaste of a relationship you haven’t realised is over.
Book
They changed my title because they thought it had more “zazz”.
Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck anyone who bought it because of that.
Bought
I’m not trying to sell you anything she said.
I listened, later kissed her, and in the end, bought.
Date you
Yes, I totally want to date you!
I look forwards to being your baggage.
My love.
My love.
Metaphor
When I said I had just been drifting without purpose or direction for like twelve years, it wasn’t a metaphor.
I fell out of my spaceship.
Heaven
Is it possible that after death we awake, centuries later, recreated by our infinity-times grandchildren, brought back to life and fitted back into society, immortal and everlasting?
Is it possible that Heaven is just awakening in the future?
Divide
You can pretty much divide life into two parts.
Pre-getting fucked and post.
Giving in
So I did it and you know what?
The world is still the same!