Their camping trip was fun, it’s when they took a wrong turn it became a nightmare. Now their bodies hangs out on laundry line to dry.
Category: Competition
Competition
Reflection
My reflection spoke to me, it said I was next.
Lovely
I wish you knew just how I feel, how you are the only thing on my mind all day, how much I love you, love the way you smell, the way you look when you sleep.
Some of these days I really should introduce myself to you.
Haunting of a non existance
My cat talks, he tells me that my husband misses me. The only problem is I never have been married.
The day my imaginary friend stopped believing in me I started to disappear.
Best Two Out of Three
For the amusement of my friends, I declared a staring contest with the first statue we came to at the wax museum; “best two out of three,” I said.
Everything went downhill after I won the first round.
The Zookeeper
I went to visit the lion in its cage.
It wasn’t.
The Night Janitor
They told me they had lost the keys to every room on the 13th floor. It also appeared that they had replaced the peepholes with one-way mirrors, I used to think.
Lost Phone
Yesterday, my cellphone fell from my hand and into a drainage grate.
This morning, I found it besides me on my bed, all clean and functional with a single message typed on it that read “You’re welcome”.
Peek-a-boo
As I stepped into my empty apartment, I notice an eye peeking at me from the whole on my bedroom wall.
As I got into my bedroom, it was empty with the window open. Immediately, I heard the door outside and, peeking out of the wall hole, I saw myself…stepping into the apartment and noticing me…
Salvation
You lay there, eyes closed, arms wrapped around your stomach and a pool of tears soaking through your pillow. There next to you he lay, on his side, his top off and innards spilled out, he was your salvation found in your parents medicine cupboard.
Surfing The Internet
I was on the Internet one time and as I was on a certain website a creepy hand loomed out of the screen and sucked me into the computer. I was never heard from again.
Lovely isn’t it?
I felt the warm long tongue on my neck, someone laughed. No one was there, the TV showed someone saying ‘’Lovely isn’t it?’’
Fame
She, a girl with below average looks and brains, always wanted to be famous but was rejected everywhere. Chronically depressed, she jumped off a building and the blood oozing out of her body contoured a Hindu deity on the floor; her prayers were answered.
I’ll never forget how beautiful you looked when I proposed. Sometimes I still dream about the softness of your lips as they formed the word, “No.”