I found some old sentences.
Did I create them?
Were They Strong?
Yes, I knew Anna quite well, and I can tell you before you even ask that she definitely wrote the six cello suites in 1721 because Bach told me so; and he also said that she could out-write him on any stringed instrument… “NO question!”, he would yell it out.
They had 13 children, yet she was buried at Leipzig in a pauper’s grave and was never recognition for her genius… go figure.
Getting over her is hard
Your street is shown on an advertisement!
I mean, c’mon!
Freely
I gave as freely as I could.
You want my liver too?
A Dish Best Served Cold
After all the ghouls had been destroyed, Mike returned to the graveyard where his mother was buried. In her casket, he found only a menu serving the former contents at $5.99 a plate.
Heart
So this is heart.
Heart, this is … what was your name again?
Ruled
I turned my back on the lessons of the Lord.
I decided to by ruled by my heart.
Where They Strong?
I will not forget that it was September, 1914, the Marne; and she was working with her usual fury at a first aid station only 250 meters behind d’Esperey’s Fifth Army line.
I was there 30 seconds after the shell hit, and even 60 years later, I can close my eyes and see her beautiful, dead face.
Dream
I fell into a dream.
And then I saw the clowns!
Freaks
Check out the freaks.
I’ll take a twin pack of ‘em.
Confession
I didn’t brush my teeth today!
(I’m a dentist.)
Onion
I am attempting to grow an onion in the garden.
It’s my widdle onion baby boo boo.
Dark side
If I lived in Star Wars universe I’d turn to the dark side without hesitation.
Bwah ha ha ha!
Struck down
I have struck down thousands.
Lawnmowing.
Were They Strong?
‘Yes filthy King, against your “law” I gave my brother sacred burial, and for this you murdered me by starvation; yet look ye now, repulsive pig, as thrusting from its grave, my hand brings you low!’
Thus beneath joyous Gods, a pious Antigone crushes a reckless King.
Unkind
I realise now that you were not being unkind.
You just know nothing of our world.
Were They Strong?
No I didn’t know her well… no one did actually, but I know she was 23 when she died.
It was Amsterdam in 1944, and she was still running her Jew-hiding network… even a few gypsies… when the Gestapo got her, raped her a few times and hung her from a meat hook with piano wire.
Tractor
Is that what you really want?
Fine – go with that whore of a John Deere tractor and see if I care!
School
When the school melted it was a blow to the entire community.
Next time we’ll build it from chocolate rather than ice-cream.
Grilled Sleaze Sandwich
The Bangkok Suites may have been a cheap motel, but Babs Crasshank knew she was cheaper by far. As she searched the bottle-littered room for her pantyhose, she had a scotch-soaked half cigarette and one of last night’s fortune cookies for breakfast.