They drop you off on the island and give you a gun with one bullet. One more day, I keep telling myself, but another day on saltwater and seaweed and I might not even know what a gun is.
Glass Half Full
There are some ideas that should stop at the stage called “That might be funny.” On the bright side, my health insurance is really friendly, the junkyard paid us a couple hundred bucks, and we found an exotic shelter that was willing to take the sugar glider.
My monkey is bananas.
I dourly gave my Rhesus some pieces of overripe banana. He flinched, at first.
Cut Flower
My life was ruined by a series of mistakes made and attributable only to me.
Now, I feel like a cut flower in a vase, patiently waiting to die.
So easy…
It would be so easy to slit my wrists, to put a loaded gun in my mouth and squeeze the trigger, to drop a live toaster into my bath.
But I just can’t bring myself to give that fucking bitch that much satisfaction.
The leaves were still. Just as you will always be.
Matinee
The cello rang out, the curtain fell and it was all over. Tonight was tomorrow and tomorrow was another day.
Matinee
The cell rang out, the curtain fell and it was all over. Tonight was tomorrow and tomorrow was another day.
Desensitization
There was a time this sort of thing used to bother me.
Do enough vivisections and you don’t even hear the screams for mercy, anymore.
A dreaded moment
His eyes wide in fear as he tries to scan the darkness. A heavy breath down his neck sends chills through every hair on his skinny body.
Wisdom Tooth
They say seeing your wisdom tooth getting pulled out is pretty hard to look at.
I just never thought i’d see something pulling mine from the inside.
They say seeing your wisdom tooth getting pulled out is pretty hard to look at.
I just never thought i’d see something pulling mine from the inside.
Watching
Regardless of how many funerals I attend, I never get used to the feeling of the deceased standing beside me, staring. They fix their gaze upon me knowing I can see them, but wondering why I cannot acknowledge them in front of everyone.
Mediums… 2
The man screams, “Owww! Damn it, Marty! I told you not to leave your LEGOs lying around!” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He is in great pain and anger.”
sense
Why did the chicken ran away from the beach? I do not know, but you better run too.
man’s world
“How I wish I could have gazed upon such real beauty before they were gone!” said the boy. The P.A. system reverberated througout the building, “The museum is closing in ten minutes. Please visit our gift store if you wish to purchase plastic models of our marvelous collection. Thank you for visiting the Museum of Women! May the Father watch over you and your brothers ’till the day of the Mother and her daughters’ return. Have a nice day!”
for the wise
No matter how much was said, it was never enough. The fool bellowed, “I do not understand!” and continued to muse ever more.
Butterfly
“I saw metalic coaches raging through streets of the most flattened earth! I saw people of different races clad in garbs of intricate styles and colors! Believe me! I’ve seen the future!” the man raved as he was dragged out the intricate door of gilded gold, steam escaping out from the small chamber. The gentleman rubbed his whiskers, reached for his pocketwatch and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his handkerchief before declaring, “Send another man back. The future must not change again!”
The Hider
I’m the best hider in hide and seek. I was found only once, but never again.