A man says to his wife, “Honey, can you tell the kids to be quiet? I’m trying to read my paper.” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He has unfinished business.”
The Seeker
I’m the best seeker in hide and seek. There was no one who hid from me that was ever found.
The Singer
The woman sang a sad song. Her voice echoed through the old empty seats.
The Organ
I knelt down and took the penis in my right hand. I placed it in the bag of ice and headed for the hospital.
The Eater
In an overpopulated genetic-entropy-lacking dystopian future where people no longer use their stomachs and do not eat, after the now deceased “eater” anti-hero has poisoned all but the pregnant woman’s intravenous food sources.
His recorded message is heard over the hacked airwaves “have your babies. let them eat.”
Lips
I wish you would have wrapped your lips around words to tell me what was wrong, instead of the cold barrel of a .45.
N/A
I resisted for so long but it doesn’t matter that I didn’t hold your hand as a way to not feel connected to you. You were wrapped around my body, intertwined much deeper than the grasp your fingers ever could have held.
Duck….
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck. GOOSE!
I live in a nightmare!
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMXwvBsiCppHZpTb2q0Bsg
I live in a nightmare!
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMXwvBsiCppHZpTb2q0Bsg
Cold Case
The police called to say that after seven years they are declaring my wife as dead in absentia. Makes me think that the industrial strength freezer was my best investment ever.
N/A
I just wish you took to me like you take to the 20 pack in your chest pocket. I crave for the day you wrap your lips around words, not a 3inch illuminated Marlboro.
Does it Count?
Sometimes I have to consider whether a post is a complete story. This is an example.
Should have listened
I was told that retractable leashes have been known to malfunction. With great dismay, I watch my best friend follow a squirrel into oncoming traffic.
Too scared to look now…
I heard noises coming from my closet at night, so I blocked the door with something heavy. It’s been a few weeks since I last heard the noises, but now I’m worried about the smell.
Voices
I’m not overly bothered by the fact that I hear voices in my head.
What bothers me is they never talk to me…just about me.
You died last January.
I still miss you.
Dreams
I was only dreaming.
They WERE just dreams, right?
Engineering Excuses.
When I finally got the time machine to work, I had no idea that I could only travel one-way.
That’s why I’m two and a half hours late for work, honest.
Get over it.
She doesn’t love you; move on or kill yourself.
But for the love of Sanity, stop writing about her on Two Sentence Stories!