“Mom, where do we go when we die?”
Mom pulls out knife and repeatedly stab him.
justin
Justin Beiber?.
More like “just believe in her”.
Red car
My dad always paint his car red, so one day i ask him why.
“Because son, it hard to tell the different between blood and red paint”.
Bang Bang
“Bang, bang” she said as she playfully shoots him.
He wasn’t playing.
street chicken
The chicken finally made it across the street.
He look back, to see his body in three.
Forever
I’m cooking dinner and she wraps her arms around me and says, “We’ll be together forever.” I don’t have a girlfriend or wife.
2SPOOKY4U
I woke up in the middle of the night and heard my sister breathing in the bed next to me. I then remembered she had stayed at a friend’s house for the night and wasn’t home.
One bloody hand print
This morning I opened the curtains to find a bloody hand print from the outside of the window. I live on the third floor.
Financial mercy
He was desperate to get hold of money for his seriously ill mother even if it meant embezzling it from the company he was working for. Soon it was discovered and he was asked to leave but the debt stayed.
Shooting Star
I once wished on a shooting star. The blasted thing fell to earth and hit me in the head.
Sexy Blonde Teen Girl
Sexy blonde teenage girl’s car breaks down near abandoned mental asylum. Add your own horror movie cliches to finish…
White Pants
That nervous fart felt wet. Why, oh why did I wear white pants to a first date.
The beast
Imagine a fearsome creature, neither man nor animal, with matted fur, spotted with clotted blood, having razor-sharp claws and teeth, big, strong, virtually impregnable and with greedy glowing eyes. Even this being would be afraid of what’s outside your door waiting for you to already come out.
Obey
Obey. Conform.
Nestling
Roots that keep me grounded. Wings so I may soar.
No Trust
I took my favourite book to school once. Twelve years later I haven’t let my bag out of my sight.
Lost
Dark clouds bellowed and cried overhead. The nerve-rending sound drowned out her voice.
Feel Better
I always went to the park swings when I was sad; it always made me feel better. I guess swinging up there made mommy feel better, too.
the difference between me and you.
I would swallow the entire ocean for you, you would take a raindrop on your tongue for me. I burnt my skin to crisps, you wore sunscreen everyday of the week.
the difference between me and you.
I would swallow the entire ocean for you, you would take a raindrop on your tongue for me. I burnt my skin to crisps, you wore sunscreen everyday of the week.