Each night on the stroke of midnight his young, dead wife would text him. Her final message, the one they found beside the body, read, ‘That tapping on the window is me’.
Home Sweet Home
After twelve long hours and being covered in mud, the man finally came home to hear his wife cooking in the kitchen. He thought what a waste of time if she already dug herself out.
A Force of Nature
Her eyes are like a thousand autumn leaves being swept across a snowy landscape by a cold breeze that chills my heart. I am a victim of a force of nature, loving what cannot love me in return.
Cherry Popsicle
I told her that her lips tasted delightful. She replied with a chuckled and said that the other guy had just eaten a cherry Popsicle.
A Lost Art
The internet has made stalking so easy. As I sit within the bushes outside her window, I realize I am engaged in a lost art.
Wings
She wrapped her little arms around me as I pushed the four wheeled machine to higher speeds. I felt as if I could fly just from the excitement, but I dare not, for I did not know if wings had grown on her heart like they grown had on mine.
Death in a Smaller Can
Diet sodas are now being sold in seven ounce cans. I feel a little better knowing that I am drinking death in smaller doses.
Enchantée
Her lips said “Hi”. Her eyes said “Goodbye”.
Picture Frame
I could tell from the picture that she had never left home. Her future was already a memory framed in a wooden collage of lost causes.
lady under tree
one late night returning from office saw a woman standing under a tree.she has staring at me.i dont know but that stares always give me goosebump.may be she is staring at u right now……
lady under tree
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Thief of Hearts
Yes, I stole him.
But only because he followed me, scars clear on his tear-stained face.
Under The Bed
I was tightly tucked up in bed with the glow of the nightlight illuminating the corner, as I begged my father to check for monsters in the cupboard opposite.
He closed the bedroom door and I switched off the nightlight and pulled myself into the blanket. It was then I heard the heavy breathing. He forgot to look under the bed.
Warning
She climbed into the tub, ready to relax and enjoy the warmth and comfort of the bath.
She lays back, but she immediately feels her life slipping as she reads the label: “WARNING Do not submerge in water; may cause short-circuiting.”
Awkward
Knowing my crazy-ex girlfriend was visiting her folks in town this weekend, I decided to get away and crash at my buddy’s country home for a few days until she left. I got there and was having a great time with my group of guys, until my ex arrived and addressed my buddy as “darling.”
My Husband’s Reflection
My husband finished shaving in front of the bathroom mirror, rinsed his face and dried off. As he reached for the light switch by the door across the room, I could see his reflection pressed against the glass, leering…
Vehicle Noise
As I was driving home from work today, I kept on hearing a peculiar rattle and scratching sound coming from the trunk of my car. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP STILL IN THERE!
Your Face
I always did love your face and everything about it. That’s why I’m wearing it now.
Sing For Me
I always did love listening to you sing for me. It’s a shame that I had to chain you to that chair in my windowless basement.
Inseperable
I’ll don’t ever want to leave your side, my love. And now, with the help of this doctor and this suture, I’ll never have to.