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Thief of Hearts
Yes, I stole him.
But only because he followed me, scars clear on his tear-stained face.
Under The Bed
I was tightly tucked up in bed with the glow of the nightlight illuminating the corner, as I begged my father to check for monsters in the cupboard opposite.
He closed the bedroom door and I switched off the nightlight and pulled myself into the blanket. It was then I heard the heavy breathing. He forgot to look under the bed.
Warning
She climbed into the tub, ready to relax and enjoy the warmth and comfort of the bath.
She lays back, but she immediately feels her life slipping as she reads the label: “WARNING Do not submerge in water; may cause short-circuiting.”
Awkward
Knowing my crazy-ex girlfriend was visiting her folks in town this weekend, I decided to get away and crash at my buddy’s country home for a few days until she left. I got there and was having a great time with my group of guys, until my ex arrived and addressed my buddy as “darling.”
My Husband’s Reflection
My husband finished shaving in front of the bathroom mirror, rinsed his face and dried off. As he reached for the light switch by the door across the room, I could see his reflection pressed against the glass, leering…
Vehicle Noise
As I was driving home from work today, I kept on hearing a peculiar rattle and scratching sound coming from the trunk of my car. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP STILL IN THERE!
Your Face
I always did love your face and everything about it. That’s why I’m wearing it now.
Sing For Me
I always did love listening to you sing for me. It’s a shame that I had to chain you to that chair in my windowless basement.
Inseperable
I’ll don’t ever want to leave your side, my love. And now, with the help of this doctor and this suture, I’ll never have to.
Your Lips
Your lips always did taste the sweetest. I’m still chewing on them, coated in caramel.
My Husband
My husband decided that we needed to improve our sex life, and then, he blew his brains out with his .45. He was right – our sex life improved drastically!
My Husband
My husband decided that we needed to improve our sex life, and then, he blew his brains out with his .45. He was right – our sex life improved drastically!
The Ledge
I spent my entire life wishing for things to be better, begging and pleading to feel normal, to smile and to feel loved.
The air gently graced my skin as I peered out of the window and saw bustling metropolis far below. It was only when my stomach re-adjusted to the inertia that I made my final wish: “I wish I hadn’t jumped”
John Stamos
We all wonder why we do not know the answers. We do not realize, however, that we are simply not asking the right questions.
He had wanted to be famous for as long as he could remember. But this, this was nothing but hell.
GONE
He killed himself, all alone. He feared life more than he feared death.
Going Green
Going Green
George met Sally at a Biology lecture and asked her for her opinion of his senior project to increase the wetlands frog population. Sally accompanied him and impressed by his work surprised him with a kiss, only to hear a loud ‘poof’ and her voice blurt out a throaty, “Ribbit!”
Munchies
Evelyn discovered why rooms came available so often six months after being moved to the nursing home. It happened the night she rolled her wheelchair to the cafeteria for a late night snack, and saw her name on the menu sheet.
TRADITION
“Usually, the Vampire rises within forty-eight hours of being bitten,” he said to me as we stood by the open grave.
“You’re late.”