Travis eyes followed the wad up to the ceiling where several other spit wads clung. “Cool…” he said, briefly forgetting about the old woman pushing a grocery shopping cart in the down stairs bathroom.
Category: Competition
Competition
King
It’s hard to write a horror story with Trump being President. How do you scare someone now?
A Discovery
I watched my neighbor from the window, and while she was taking off her clothes, I was thinking about how beautiful she was.
I then discovered that she was not a woman at all.
old woman
I watched a thin, very old woman with jet black hair and a bright red hooded fleece pushing a rickety baby carriage with a pet rabbit in it. And just for a moment I had a sense of what it must feel like to be Tim Burton.
To have the untamable curiosity of a cat would offer a life so compelling. All of the humdrum, commonplace things turn entrancing and the daily grind is now intriguing.
Recycled for Life
In the alley behind the Nursing Home, they recycle the withered bodies of former residents in gray bins. Once a week, infants swaddled inside plastic totes appear on the front doorstep.
MIRRORS
Don’
t get too close to mirrors they love smiling at you when you come close
True love
The dreams that seemed no real, the promise unforgotten, and the feeling unsurpassed. That is true love.
Not Guilty!
The court was filled up and the clerk read out the charge sheet. The defendant claimed an alibi for the night of the murder and the Judge returned verdict of not guilty.
Great Honour
The son of an old wretched woman got jailed yesterday for farting in the public where at the same time the tension danced spirally through my bowels and I felt the disgracing element moving towards my anus. I blew it and laughed, paid a bulky bribe and got honoured (OFR).
love
She stood so close to me that I was able to see my face in her pupils. My nipples hardened in a desperate try to prove that they still have some purpose in this world.
Inspiring Dream
Crystal had made more money this week with her writing than she had in a long time, and she won a short story contest so it was a productive week. Then she woke up and realized it was only a dream, oh well, she thought, one day I will get there!
Food Fads of The Undead
Bill called Charlie to warn that rampaging, famished zombies were heading his way, but if he gave them chocolate chip cookies, they’d eat the cookies and not his brains.
When the starving zombies arrived, Charlie offered them dozens of chocolate chip cookies, but they ate his brains anyway saying he’d been terribly misinformed, because their latest food fad was chocolate cream pie.
Opposites Attract
Of the seven deadly sins of lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride, you have five, while of the seven Heavenly virtues of chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness and humility, I possess six.
So your lust trumped my chastity, your gluttony overcame my temperance, my kindness supplanted your greed, my patience outlasted your pride and my humility exacerbated your wrath one morning, which is why our relationship is better than most
A Wonderful New Product
Miss New World Order appeared during a Super Bowl commercial break and announced Jiffy Dog, a space-age miracle product, by which magnificent dogs were created by pouring powder into a bucket, adding tap water, and stirring three times.
Billions of boxes of Jiffy Dog sold instantly, and the world was so enthralled by the product that supplanted real dogs, the Jiffy Corporation quickly introduced two more miracle products: Jiffy Cat and Jiffy Wife.
Consumed By Love
Orphaned, love-starved Billy discovered that everybody loved pizza, so he figured if he became one he’d finally be loved.
A magic chipmunk turned Billy into a pizza, and gave it to his beautiful sister who tore into it with razor sharp teeth, while proclaiming, “I love pizza more than anything in the world.”
Epiphany
I began to suspect that I was a penguin when I found myself with my head in the refrigerator and an irrepressible appetite for raw fish. I knew at that moment I needed to move south.
Rest In Peace
Obama stood tall at the podium, reading his speech to the millions of hopeful gatherers.
In his grave Martin dropped the chains of his earthly plane, rose up to the light, his work finally finished, his dream alive.
Gone
We were out in the woods “did you see that?” “did you hear that?” she would ask, I saw nothing, I heard nothing. As we ran deeper into the woods it got darker and darker, I asked “did you hear that?” I was alone, he got her.
Shotgun Wedding
When Haitian Maritime Inspector LeHate found a female zombie hiding aboard my cadaver-filled cargo ship, he said, “Abducting zombies from my country is punishable by hanging, but I’ll overlook this if you pay me $5,000 and marry her right now.”
The moment I said, “I do,” and LeHate ordered me to kiss the bride, she bit my lips off, dragged me to the hold, threw me onto a pile of squishy corpses, dropped her gunk-filled drawers, and cackled, “Honeymoon Time.”