The only man to survive the meteor strike walked towards his home and through the open gate. He didn’t stop to think that he always closed it when he left.
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I Play For None
So I tells him, “My thighs, they been involved in numerous accidents, so ya better have insurance, hon’.” And the devil goes and grabs my ankles and makes me spread my legs.
Winning
They say life’s not a race. I’m still winning.