They say life’s not a race. I’m still winning.
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Survivor(s)
The only man to survive the meteor strike walked towards his home and through the open gate. He didn’t stop to think that he always closed it when he left.
I Play For None
So I tells him, “My thighs, they been involved in numerous accidents, so ya better have insurance, hon’.” And the devil goes and grabs my ankles and makes me spread my legs.