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Green Veggies

My five year old son always wants to eat pizza for lunch while I insist green vegetables to keep him in sound health. He always wins by saying dead people can eat whatever they want, it’s not like he’ll die again.

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Author Posted on October 14, 2026Categories CompetitionTags food, ghost, kid, lunchLeave a comment on Green Veggies

I Play For None

So I tells him, “My thighs, they been involved in numerous accidents, so ya better have insurance, hon’.” And the devil goes and grabs my ankles and makes me spread my legs.

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Author Posted on February 23, 2026Categories CompetitionTags breakfast, child, easy, kid, loose, married, Mistake, no, not, pregnant, prostitute, sex, skank, slutLeave a comment on I Play For None

A good combination

Kid plus monkey.
Monkid.

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Author adminPosted on February 20, 2026Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags kid, monkeyLeave a comment on A good combination

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