When the Zombie Apocalypse came, the first to die were the writers. [290 BLANK PAGES FOLLOW].
Tag: writers
em dash?
He always wondered why a writer like himself constantly felt the need to lengthen a perfectly adequate sentence with an em dash, especially since an em dash coming after something like an “h” or a “b” gives the letter the distinct appearance of sporting a massive erection. Oh—
Lies Aren’t Funny
I hate it when activist writers take cheap shots at their political rivals in their fiction stories.
You just alienated half of your audience, assholes!
Publish America will accept anyone’s manuscript
It be true, I is so literit. Proof be that I gots a book accepted by Publish America so’s you know I be a smaht riter.