Category: Two Sentence Stories

I think the future is coming.
Listen, can you hear that squeaking noise?

I made the mistake of taking out my red dictionary.
Two syllables ran straight for me.

You’re a transient tic disorder.
Your mum is!

I lost my smile, my friends, my job, my money, my girl.
Later I found my smile but the rest seems gone forever.

It was Sunday when the floor turned to lava.
Good thing I was wearing my lava-proof socks.

On the surface you look really interesting.
Lots of packages look good and the content doesn’t live up.

I shouted at her that I wasn’t a robot, that I had feelings and hopes and dreams and so what if I was falling in love!
She pressed a button on a remote, a panel opened in my chest and at least one thing I had just yelled wasn’t true.

Great, now the caramel butterflies are extinct.
Stupid introduced fairyfloss toads.

I’d like you to wear my bunny suit.
Not for sex, just for fun.

Do not accuse me of bringing the kids here under false pretenses.
I said they could meet Mickey Mouse, not would.