Me and Ne Ne and Je Je trekked across the mountains and to the desert until we found the rotted out and rusted remains of Robot Robbie.
Always an awesome alliterator, his happy influence invigorates instantly.
Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast)
I shouted at her that I wasn’t a robot, that I had feelings and hopes and dreams and so what if I was falling in love!
She pressed a button on a remote, a panel opened in my chest and at least one thing I had just yelled wasn’t true.
Rating: 7.7/10 (9 votes cast)
I don’t know what is wrong with robot dog.
Perhaps we should stop calling him botty.
Rating: 5.8/10 (4 votes cast)
I pray to robot god.
I know I’m a disgusting meat machine but I can do better!
Rating: 5.5/10 (11 votes cast)
A man jumped from the roof today, landing in a spray of cogs and springs and spurting oil.
His engine beat twice more then seized forever.
Rating: 8.8/10 (4 votes cast)
You know why they knock us out for surgery?
So we won’t discover we’re robots.
Rating: 5.4/10 (10 votes cast)
I shaved today and then I felt his gaze on my absurdly young looking face.
Fuck you Truancy Robot, I’m an adult!
Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)
My little robot goldfish runs on really tiny batteries.
They’re like AAAAAAAA or something.
Rating: 6.5/10 (8 votes cast)
She climbed into the tub, ready to relax and enjoy the warmth and comfort of the bath.
She lays back, but she immediately feels her life slipping as she reads the label: “WARNING Do not submerge in water; may cause short-circuiting.”
Rating: 6.9/10 (10 votes cast)