My wife is made of folded paper.
I love her creases.
Tag: wife
Wife
My wife thought she knew me.
So funny what people think.
The Ironic Move
She waited 15 years to finally have stability and even begged her husband to get a stable job so she could get out of God forsaken Wales – a beautiful country with hardly any crime. Unfortunately, they wound up moving to Houston – an ugly city with nothing but crime.
Classified
I will exchange my 50-year-old wife for two 25-year-old.
(Un)faithful
He scratched the top of his ring finger. His wife wouldn’t like that he had taken it off.
Duties
A few days after her funeral, he was heading to pick the kids up from school when he got a call.
It said “Don’t worry honey, I got them”.