How could it be that there is only ONE God and yet his messenger was also God; thus making TWO?
Now if there is TWO, then there must be a ghostly CONNECTION between, so that makes three, see?!!
He’s Here
Very old now, I trudge the beach noticing that even the tide comes in faster these days.
Slithering behind, Old Nick’s slimy swish is accelerating, and louder and oh so confident.
Hospital Work
I left my darling in the ICU, knowing that she would be well in a few days.
I returned after a short nap in the car to find that they had murdered her.
Shouted
I shouted at her that I wasn’t a robot, that I had feelings and hopes and dreams and so what if I was falling in love!
She pressed a button on a remote, a panel opened in my chest and at least one thing I had just yelled wasn’t true.
Time
Time has the final word.
Usually it is “didn’t you know you only get one attempt?”
the universe was shy
The big bang seemed a little ostentatious. On the whole, creation decided to downgrade itself to a level 3 reality impact;level 4 being X factor.
seen it
once i saw you in line at the cinema.
i’d already seen that movie.
Caramel butterflies
Great, now the caramel butterflies are extinct.
Stupid introduced fairyfloss toads.
Bunny
I’d like you to wear my bunny suit.
Not for sex, just for fun.
Accuse
Do not accuse me of bringing the kids here under false pretenses.
I said they could meet Mickey Mouse, not would.
Never-ending
Sometimes I feel like love is like a never-ending spring from a well.
Other times I realise that nothing is never-ending.
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Six billion
I don’t believe there are more than six billion people on Earth.
There’s gotta be fifty or sixty people, tops.
Baggage
So, besides all the baggage you’re carrying, what else are you in to?
Ah, collecting more baggage.
Past and future
My past was awesome and my future will be too.
Right now could use a little work.
Feelings
I have never really made my feelings known to you.
So here goes: I love you, little cheese.
High-tech world
I love the high-tech world we live in!
You message telling me it was over was typed in, encoded, relayed off signal towers, detoured via satellite, decoded and displayed and it was wonderful.
Friend
My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
By relationship I mean “vagina”.
Suggestion
Hey, instead of attempting to make the boring amazing how about we be amazing!
No, ok, fine, sure, whatever.
The split
At the moment I’m about 30% “things being the way I thought they would be”.
The other 70% is split evenly between unexpected delight and dank depression.