God damn right I was broken up after she left!
How the hell
would YOU feel pushed out the window of your third floor apartment?
Admit
Never ever admit that you don’t care about money.
Girls claim they want that but they really truly don’t.
High standards
Ok, so you are holding me to standard that you don’t meet yourself?
Right – you are so fucking fucked once I get out of this chicken suit.
Stupid
How stupid to get addicted to writing.
I’ll never be free.
Noises
The leather chair squeaked and rustled and then beeped.
Too many noises because it’s made of too many fabrics.
Ego
Sobbing and pleading will not get you anything but my disdain.
Stroking my ego is probably the way to go…
Thicker Than Water
“I’m sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Crane,” the bemused Emergency Room physician told the distraught parents, “there must be some mistake … your blood types are incompatible with that of your son.”
Mr. Crane, momentarily forgetting his paternal duty and concern, crossed the room and, almost imperceptibly and for the first time in a decade of marriage, began to raise his right hand toward the blushing left cheek of his wife.
The Gods Return
Winged Mercury spoke the hideous verdict, “The Gods resolve that the vast Corporate claws buried so deeply in your beloved children’s hearts are irremovable; therefore each tiny chest must be fully cleansed.”
Thus unchained the relentless Furies toiled, surrounding great Wall Street with the huge open pit that ceaselessly they filled with colossal piles of once gentle, now putrid, little hearts; and yet, the reader will be unsurprised, the Great Winners within continued honoring themselves with such vast self-love that they failed to note their grisly suffocation from the putrid stink … as the Gods settled their accounts.
Consumer
I’m sure I wasn’t born to be a consumer.
Isn’t there more.
Call me first
Hey, give me a call before you top yourself yeah?
You owe me four bucks.
Potential
Your potential floats around you like a little golden sun.
That’s the reason people squint when they look at you (ha ha sure it is!).
College
I studied what you studied because I had no idea what to do.
Probably should have asked you first if you knew what you were doing, right?
Third party
I am his girl who makes him smile even for a while. I am also the reason why he shed tears all the time.
Gym
She said she was going to the gym for a workout.
She was going to Jim for a workout.
Token
That little chocolate I gave you on our first date was like a little token for your drawbridge.
I didn’t know I’d have to keep paying once it was down.
Rest in Peace
I wanted to fight injustice and save the world, but icky!
I never thought I’d actually have to put my LIFE on the line?
Rest of you
I wanted to fight injustice and save the world!
Instead I had to sell out just like the rest of you.
Sorry
I’m sorry your lover is dead.
I’m sorry your lover is dead.
Understand
I often find myself saying “you just don’t understand me”.
Could it be that I’m the one with the problem?
Goodbye Revolution
My nose hits the springy sodden wicker basket bottom.
My head flips once and settles so that I now look back up at the gray sky and the gushing stump of my neck.