“I’ve forgotten to turn off the car lights yet again” I think and reach for the car keys. Then I realize that in the darkness outside my window no rear lights are glowing, but two red eyes staring at me.
Tag: car
Backseat
The relief flooded his being as the infant’s first cry rang out, mixing with the exhausted yet ecstatic sobbing of the child’s mother.
“It shouldn’t have happened here”, he thought, “in the back seat of my car, either now or 9 months ago.”
Petty revenge
“I’m sorry about yesterday, let’s never fight again,” my husband tells me when he visits me in the hospital after the crash. What my husband doesn’t know, I took his car this morning.
“Helen” America
Sixteen year-old Helen grinned ear to ear, a twinkle in her voracious green eyes, after watching a weather report that showed a cold front about to sweep across America. Maybe now she would get the Corvette Daddy agreed to buy her “when hell freezes over.”
China
China wants more oil!
I named my car China.
Cat power
This is my cat-powered car.
It goes really fast when they see the mouse-powered cars.
SUV
Climate change is real and will result in the ice-caps melting and the oceans rising.
I’m hoping that it all happens in one day and every fucking SUV driving American is at the beach.
Free ride
There is no such thing as a free ride.
Unless you happen to come upon a stolen dodgem car.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Send Help
My friends and I were terrified to find out that our friend had died mysteriously while staying in an abandoned house near our broken down car from our trip to the cabin. I heard them arguing from the kitchen as I went to get water to calm us down and I assured them that they would be safe as I poured the fine white powder into their drinks.
Once upon a time
Standing in the crowd, I felt that the people didn’t notice me.
Amazed as I was, I looked in the direction of their gaze.
A smashed, upside down car revealed the mystery of my presence.