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Robbery at Notre Dame

“What happened to all your leads in the Belltower-Bandit case?” asked a snarky young reporter.

The surly cop replied, “When I get a hunch back, I’ll let you know.”

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Rating: 8.0/10 (7 votes cast)
Author Posted on March 13, 2023Categories CompetitionTags cops, humor, hunchback, Notre Dame, theft1 Comment on Robbery at Notre Dame

Free ride

There is no such thing as a free ride.
Unless you happen to come upon a stolen dodgem car.

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Author adminPosted on February 11, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags car, theftLeave a comment on Free ride

Performance

They said they expected high performance.
Sure, I can steal stuff off Wikipedia better than anyone I know.

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Author adminPosted on January 13, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags steal, theft, workLeave a comment on Performance

Timing

After three days without eating and three nights without sleeping I realised that she had stolen my heart.
An hour later I noticed the bitch had taken my watch too.

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Rating: 8.4/10 (16 votes cast)
Author twosentencestoriesPosted on January 11, 2023Categories CompetitionTags love, theftLeave a comment on Timing

Bank

I robbed a bank.
It was my bank, but it was still a thrill.

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Rating: 6.2/10 (5 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on January 5, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags bank, theft, thrillLeave a comment on Bank

Cousin

Oh, Cousin Junkie, you and your crazy exploits!
Stealing all of Grandma’s rings while we were at her funeral – classic Cousin Junkie!

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Author adminPosted on December 4, 2022Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags crazy, grandma, theftLeave a comment on Cousin

Justice

After a lengthy career of art theft, he was captured, tried, and sentenced to several years in jail. He got out, wrote a book about it, and made more off the royalties than he ever had off stolen art.

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Rating: 6.9/10 (11 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on February 13, 2022Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags crime, theftLeave a comment on Justice

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