“Her spirit left in that ambulance. Did she rise up to see Jake working on her frantically and thank him as a final irony before she went away?”
Lust
Whenever John walks past me,i catch my breath. Whenever he walks past John, John catches his breath.
Deep
I always think you should slow down and enjoy life. But when I do, I can’t.
Lonely bored
So you were lonely and I was bored and on we went.
Then you got bored and now I’m lonely.
Relationships
You said you loved me and promised that we would be together forever. Now you’re moving to New York for college; what happened to your promise?
Antidote
We played the poison game, each time delaying the gulping of antidote.
One of us is going to win pretty soon.
Peaked
Writing children’s books was beautiful and I loved it.
I fear I peaked too soon.
Lost
Once I got lost in a huge shopping centre.
They found me pretty quickly but next time they won’t be so lucky.
Find hope
Find the inspiration and the hope and the joy and the application and combine them all together.
Hope to find somewhere to sell the result before you find the sloth and the greed and the bottle and the endless wasted days.
Reality
Success has different meaning to each individual. Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.
Janitor
Every day the janitor put on a lab coat and walked the halls, comforting patients, family and friends.
The hospital dare not fire him because deaths have dramatically dropped.
the big fight
once, there was a brawl between mr. a.p. test and mr. senior itis. guess who won.
She Gets The Last Laugh
Sadly, she laid the two-carat diamond band on the table in front of him. She kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear, ‘I pawned the real one ten years ago, dear, this one is as fake as our marriage was.’
Photograph
This exact moment in time and arrangement of scenery captured through the lens of the camera by the simple click of a button will soon be lost and unattainable. There’s always reminiscence.
Lone Bride
The lone bride gazed down on her tear-soaked white gown, knowing her fiance would not return to the chapel. Sighing in acceptance and defeat, she began the long walk home.
Continuity problems
I have continuity problems.
I’ll tell you what my problem is, I said.
Heart Shatter
My wife, whose love and devotion means more to me than anything else in the world, is due to have our first child in August. Today I found out I’m sterile.
Swedish
We salute you, hot Swedish girls.
We salute you with our hand and other body parts.
Presentation
Look, I’m having a little trouble trying to concentrate on your marketing presentation.
Just over an hour ago I was cock deep in my girlfriend and I can still smell her on my fingers (plus you are SO boring it’s not funny).
Testing one’s patience
“Ok, class,” the tired and exasperated teacher intoned to the rowdy 8th graders sitting before him, some tossing spitballs at one another, you will now take one of the most critical tests of the year, but before you start, it’s important that you pay attention to the instructions: Take a plain sheet of ruled paper and print your name in the upper right corner, making sure it is legible, because if it isn’t I will trash can it, along with your Mod number, and the date, then begin by writing the question, followed by your answer, all questions and answers to be written with a #2 pencil, no open books, no talking, no getting out of your chair for any reason, no asking me questions, especially silly ones, for any reason,no asking to go to the bathroom or if you can sharpen your pencil or asking if this test counts, just begin the test Now!”
“Yo, Mr. Smith, could you repeat that please?”