The Deathly Hallows.
Simply a masterpiece.
Author: admin
Understood
If women really truly understood the way males thought we’d be fucked.
And not in the good way it’s all about either.
Training
My training with you was just fantastic and so totally worthwhile for my future.
When I need to stay up to 3am, crying and discussing a relationship I am so going to rock at it!
Destiny
I am the darkness but I want to be the light.
Is there a point to fighting destiny?
Imaginary
Look over there at my jelly house.
Made of the finest imaginary materials available.
Birthday
My birthday wish came true.
All the air turned to custard.
Edible
So stupid to ask if it was edible.
Anything is if you really try.
Bank
I robbed a bank.
It was my bank, but it was still a thrill.
Fashion
I powdered the hats up, mixed them with water and heated them in a little spoon, ready for injection.
As I pushed the plunger I pretended I was in a TV show and so I shouted “we need 10CCs of FASHION stat!”
Slinky
There is an endless stair.
Go slinky go!
Books
Envelopes keep arriving from the future with best-selling books in them.
I’d type them out and submit them but man, typing is hard.
Transcendence
Do you think those who jump from high places to their death experience something close to transcendence?
Do those brief seconds stretch on forever?
Tiny explosion of joy
I wish there was a candy that was a tiny explosion of joy.
Nah, I’d probably get addicted.
Delay
He was so high on waiting that he didn’t even move when it started raining.
We called the ambulance and waited nearby, trying not to get too high on the delay.
Butterfly
I killed the butterfly.
That should teach the rest about making those damn hurricanes all the time.
Harmacy
I went to the harmacy and got some medicine.
It made me worse.
Ant people
Once, for fun, I picked up the phone and dialled a number that was like 30 digits long.
A woman from 2204 answered, made some cryptic remark about ant people and then the phone went dead.
Blessed
I blessed you with goodness and mercy.
What those other two fairy godmothers blessed you with for you to turn out like that I’ll never know.
Meek
Great, so the world belongs to the meek.
What the fuck am I going to do with my jumbo-mega-destructor laser cannons now?
Agreement
The agreement between us was quite clear.
We may kiss anywhere except on the mouth.