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Her secret poetry journal was locked in her secret poetry box deep under the floorboards of her secret poetry house.
She died and we searched but all we found was a field with odd patterns of grass.

Losers breed because women have low standards.
C’mon girls – fuck higher up the social hierarchy and breed those motherfuckers out!

We played real life hangman.
Whaddiyou do?

Every time I see some documentary where scientists take ice-core samples, I dream about melting down that ancient ice and drinking it.
Every time I see some documentary about genetics I dream about the day I can finally chomp down on a Stegosaurus steak.

The radio plays some cool hip tunes.
Then, it plays outside.

Somewhere out there is a girl who will one day ask me to fuck her.
I wonder what she is doing right now?

I didn’t know I was a twin until I was sixteen.
It was the same day I was accused of murder.

The new vampire twirled the crucifix in its fingers, took a bite of garlic and washed it down with a sip of holy water.
“None of it is true?” he asked, squinting in the mid-morning sun.

The first date of 2008 went really well.
We talked and laughed and the monster under the bed kept quiet because he is scared of girls.

Every time I see you I feel so happy.
Well, when I say “see” I really mean “watch”.

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From Ibere Romani

Shake my hand.
Now turn it over and read your future.

As soon as I paid for the six-pack of doomsday devices I knew I had made a big mistake.
I used like … three and then the rest just sat in the cupboard until I tossed them out, months past their expiry dates.

Stroke your fingers over the crackling plans and marvel at their hubris.
They shall build the most evil house ever!