Author: admin

As the model walked past me and winked I thought how lucky I was.
Then I felt really guilty for all my friends trapped in their shitty jobs.

You really don’t need to tell me what you did.
There are no stars so it is pretty obvious.

The ridiculous secret of their lovemaking wasn’t covered by the music he always put on.

Imagine a thunderous storm apparently concealed by the tinkling of a music box to get an idea of scale.

Hear me laughing.
Hear me lying.

Wasn’t it funny that I used to joke that you’d be first against the wall when the revolution came?
Before they shot you I swear I saw you laughing.

Oh Taco you silly billy.
Mexican gardeners – you can’t teach em!

May I be excused?
I’ve got to go fuck up my life with no direction for the next thirty years.

The amazing clarity hit when I was sitting on the train halfway to work.
I ignored it and went to work anyway.

I have a tiny bell.
I keep it in the freezer next to my peas.

I’ve been struggling with the idea of utterly destroying your career.
I’m wondering if I’ll be able to live with myself (I think so).

When I read your book, it brought me to tears.
Not in a good way, you understand.

Through various games I’ve managed to get all my girlfriends to bite me.
I’m plotting right now how to get your teeth in my arm.

Man, when you took me down from that shelf I thought you understood the responsibility you were assuming.
You’re going out and leaving me alone again?

Each of us are cogs.
No matter how big or small, the machine stops if we don’t work together.