They say seeing your wisdom tooth getting pulled out is pretty hard to look at.
I just never thought i’d see something pulling mine from the inside.
Big Stories in Two Little Sentences
They say seeing your wisdom tooth getting pulled out is pretty hard to look at.
I just never thought i’d see something pulling mine from the inside.
They say seeing your wisdom tooth getting pulled out is pretty hard to look at.
I just never thought i’d see something pulling mine from the inside.
Regardless of how many funerals I attend, I never get used to the feeling of the deceased standing beside me, staring. They fix their gaze upon me knowing I can see them, but wondering why I cannot acknowledge them in front of everyone.
The man screams, “Owww! Damn it, Marty! I told you not to leave your LEGOs lying around!” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He is in great pain and anger.”
Why did the chicken ran away from the beach? I do not know, but you better run too.
“How I wish I could have gazed upon such real beauty before they were gone!” said the boy. The P.A. system reverberated througout the building, “The museum is closing in ten minutes. Please visit our gift store if you wish to purchase plastic models of our marvelous collection. Thank you for visiting the Museum of Women! May the Father watch over you and your brothers ’till the day of the Mother and her daughters’ return. Have a nice day!”
No matter how much was said, it was never enough. The fool bellowed, “I do not understand!” and continued to muse ever more.
“I saw metalic coaches raging through streets of the most flattened earth! I saw people of different races clad in garbs of intricate styles and colors! Believe me! I’ve seen the future!” the man raved as he was dragged out the intricate door of gilded gold, steam escaping out from the small chamber. The gentleman rubbed his whiskers, reached for his pocketwatch and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his handkerchief before declaring, “Send another man back. The future must not change again!”
I’m the best hider in hide and seek. I was found only once, but never again.
A man says to his wife, “Honey, can you tell the kids to be quiet? I’m trying to read my paper.” The old woman turns to the wife and says, “He has unfinished business.”
I’m the best seeker in hide and seek. There was no one who hid from me that was ever found.
The woman sang a sad song. Her voice echoed through the old empty seats.
I knelt down and took the penis in my right hand. I placed it in the bag of ice and headed for the hospital.
In an overpopulated genetic-entropy-lacking dystopian future where people no longer use their stomachs and do not eat, after the now deceased “eater” anti-hero has poisoned all but the pregnant woman’s intravenous food sources.
His recorded message is heard over the hacked airwaves “have your babies. let them eat.”
I wish you would have wrapped your lips around words to tell me what was wrong, instead of the cold barrel of a .45.
I resisted for so long but it doesn’t matter that I didn’t hold your hand as a way to not feel connected to you. You were wrapped around my body, intertwined much deeper than the grasp your fingers ever could have held.
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck. GOOSE!
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMXwvBsiCppHZpTb2q0Bsg
Made this one by myself 😉
‘Once you wake up from it, you’re never dream again!’
That’s what my grandpa always said, then he died.
The night after i dreamed, i never slept again!
But now i realise,
i woke up from my life, and i’m stuck in this nightmare for ever.
~ The_Creepure â€
youtube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgMXwvBsiCppHZpTb2q0Bsg