Author: admin

While you were gone we would flirt with flirting, pretend touches and exquisite silences.
When you came back we pretended nothing happened at all.

Hi everyone, so I had people emailing me about Goldfish illustrated, suggesting it would make a good bookmark.

I’d like to gauge interest in printing up some bookmarks from the stories on this website. I’m thinking five different bookmarks, full-colour double-sided. This means a single bookmark would have a story on each side.

In total, ten different stories would be made into bookmarks. They would cost $1 each or buy the set of five for $4.

Using online estimators, the postage within Australia would be about 0.55-$1. For US/UK and everyone else in the world it would be somewhere between $2.50-$4.50 AUD for postage.

The bookmarks are 40mm wide by 150mm tall, so clearly there would be some design constrictions which would affect which stories could be printed up.

Anyways, I’m leaving this post up so you can tell me if it’s a good idea (as in, you’d be a customer) and which stories you would like to see made into a bookmark. Leave your reply in the comments and vote on this page.

If enough people reply and vote then I’ll start putting up designs for voting. The best designs win.

cheers,

Mat

When you said “attention everyone” I thought for a second you would actually say something interesting.
Like about how the guy leaving was a horrible person to work with, an insufferable bore and many of us there would happily kill him if we thought we could get away with it.

I am the fourth pig.
Check out my uranium house.

Chomp my neck!
Bite my toes!

I threw a piano off a house-roof today.
Only five more new year resolutions to go!

Log into my website.
Smashed the place right up.

When you’re surrounded by assholes there is only one thing to do!
Lube up baby.

I found the middle of nowhere and after that I travelled until I found the middle of somewhere.
Turns out the only real difference between them is that one serves Pepsi and the other Coke.

Every time you ask for money you derail my plans a little more.
I didn’t not go overseas because work was really busy, ok?

It finally happened!
Zompocalypse!

Wonder whose stage you’re strutting.
Not mine, not hers, not his.

Oh, Cousin Junkie, you and your crazy exploits!
Stealing all of Grandma’s rings while we were at her funeral – classic Cousin Junkie!

Outside my house is a giant piece of cheese sitting on a metal plate.
Very tempting it is, too.

A cup of snow dissolves down into less than a cup of water.
After something changes, it is always lesser, and more, simultaneously.