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The agreement between us was quite clear.
We may kiss anywhere except on the mouth.

Stealing your cookie and gulping it down is one of my favourite memories.
I’ve replayed it so many times it is getting thin and fading away.

During one drunken night I went online and must have bought all kinds of stuff because I keep getting packages in the mail now.
Why exactly did I join the Ham of the Month club?

I don’t have a soul.
I have a bunch of neurons working together, creating me minute by minute.

I’ve been suffering under a delusion.
A delusion of adequacy.

Every year I returned to the exact same spot and waited, hoping you’d arrive.
I’m sorry my finger slipped when I was setting the date in the time machine.

I’m limping because last night I stood on some shards of broken dreams.
They are scattered on my bedroom floor along with my self-respect, bottles of girlfriend tears and lost hopes crumpled and stained.

Tomorrow at work they’ll ask me what I did on the weekend and I’ll lie and say “you know, just had a bit of fun” or something like that.
The truth is that on the weekend I mocked a few religions, declared a meal “the worst I’ve eaten” though it wasn’t, slept alone, and relaxed my hands on the wheel in yet another reckless game so the car strayed just a little onto the gravel.

Sometimes I imagine the planets as beads on a necklace.
I want to grasp it, push all the beads together and then snap the string.

Can you feel the eternal longing?
The eternal longing for chocolate biscuits!

As the dentist filled my teeth I saw the edge of a note in her pocket.
From my position I could only read “I’m afraid the results …”