She waited 15 years to finally have stability and even begged her husband to get a stable job so she could get out of God forsaken Wales – a beautiful country with hardly any crime. Unfortunately, they wound up moving to Houston – an ugly city with nothing but crime.
At my job I have the ideal situation!
Work about thirty minutes a day and no drug tests!
I lost my smile, my friends, my job, my money, my girl.
Later I found my smile but the rest seems gone forever.
After I lost my girlfriend, my job, my hair and the washing machine blew up, there was only one thing to do.
Lube up, baby and let’s fuck our way outta trouble!
I can’t believe they actually have a section titles “Suits”.
How insulting for a job to be referred as such.
A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”