You really don’t need to tell me what you did.
There are no stars so it is pretty obvious.
Dr. Jackass
Tim bit furiously at his nails, teeth marks making way for a bloodied mess beneath. He stopped as the doctor walked in and said, “We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.”
True love
People all around the world are really addicted to this “true love” thing, huh?
Maybe some kind of partner exchange program will help them out.
Schizo? Really?
The demon was sticking its tongue at me, taunting and prodding, so I grabbed hold of his neck and strangled until his eyes bulged from his sockets and his tongue lolled, still and silent. Then it was just a baby and I wondered what happened to my meds.
Fire
I get up, lean out of my bedroom window with elbows firm on the sill and fire the gun. I hear the magical, instantaneous ping and rattle of the pellet hitting the can as it falls of the fence; I return to bed and drink my tea satisfied.
Turn of the ankle
In the time it took to inhale I landed, hit the ground and screamed – first in pain and second in the knowledge that the season was over.
The season was over before it had begun, thanks to the unlikely turn of an ankle.
Delight
You delight and offend me in equal amounts.
Up the delight and I’ll marry you.
Marketing girl again
You hear that buzzing sound?
It’s the dark cracking void where your soul used to be you fucking marketing sellout shit.
Journey’s End
He held her to him and sobbed. When she woke up she wouldn’t remember a thing, and it was all his fault.
Faking it
Despite having many jobs where people call me a writer I still don’t believe it.
(I’m just faking it everybody …)
Lemons
I don’t really have any inner demons.
I’ve got inner lemons though.
Sasha’ surprise
Hank was shocked. He realized that Sasha’s surprise was bigger than his.
I understand completely that you love me.
But do you obsessively write about me in little notebooks that will be found after your death?
The Ride
During her ride in the elevator, Linda had a hard time ignoring the large black garbage bag that was on the floor in the corner of the lift. The shiny bag sat upright and it was pointing at her and laughing.
Training
My training with you was just fantastic and so totally worthwhile for my future.
When I need to stay up to 3am, crying and discussing a relationship I am so going to rock at it!
Scent
“What’s that seductive cologne you have on?”
“Male sweat.”
Werewolf
“I can relate to your experience with Bipolar Disorder,” He said. “I suffer from lycanthropy.”
Compulsion
An hour passed until she came back from the bathroom.
“Twiggy,” I said, “want a cookie?”
Doctors
Slap; white gloves touching ivory bottoms, and now it’s just breath in and out, in and out. Then it pops out.
Cubicle
Welcome to corporate slavery and meaningless drudgery.
Oh, I mean welcome to your cubicle.