Death Row

The guard opened the door to the prison cell and saw that the man had cleaned his plate, save for a slice of pecan pie, set to the side on a napkin. “Sure you don’t want to finish that before we go?” he asked; “Nah,” the man replied, grinning, “I’m saving it for later.”

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Judging by everyone’s enthusiastic response my presentation seemed to be well-received. Then i realised my fly was unzipped.

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