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Work

The amount you are paying me by the hour isn’t enough to make me forget that I am trading away something irreplaceable.
Lucky for you I don’t have anything better to do right now.

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Author adminPosted on January 28, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags workLeave a comment on Work

Cola

When he said he wanted something else I misunderstood him and offered a different type of cola.
He accepted the different type of cola but for some reason it didn’t make him happy.

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Author adminPosted on January 27, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags cola, misunderstandingLeave a comment on Cola

Colours

If you don’t like soul red we’ve got spirit green or depression blue.
You don’t want that one – it’s marketing shit brown.

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Author adminPosted on January 27, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags colour, marketingLeave a comment on Colours

Truth

Ok, the truth – I am thinking of someone else when we have sex.
It is you, before we got married and you dropped your happiness somewhere.

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Author adminPosted on January 27, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags happiness, marriage, sex1 Comment on Truth

Ideas

Three insane ideas really rule my life.
Never go back to someone who has rejected you, making your own t-shirts is interesting to girls, getting fat once you have a girlfriend is ok.

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Author adminPosted on January 27, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fat, girlfriend, rejectedLeave a comment on Ideas

Scarborough Beach

I cry when I remember the walk to Scarborough Beach.
I cry for the loss.

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags beach, cry, girlfriend, relationshipLeave a comment on Scarborough Beach

The only option

After I lost my girlfriend, my job, my hair and the washing machine blew up, there was only one thing to do.
Lube up, baby and let’s fuck our way outta trouble!

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags girlfriend, hair, jobLeave a comment on The only option

A pointless list

Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Confucianism, Christianity, Atheism.
Oh, and Imaginary-a-Tism, too.

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Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags religionLeave a comment on A pointless list

Enviable

I didn’t say his death was “inevitable”.
I said it was “enviable”.

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Author adminPosted on January 25, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags deathLeave a comment on Enviable

Tome

As she stormed out of our lives forever she dropped her massive tome of insane rantings.
Most of it was bullshit but she really made some good points about people who insist of using vanilla bean pods over vanilla essence.

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Author adminPosted on January 24, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags ranting, tome, vanillaLeave a comment on Tome

Shit

Getting your shit together is not a process.
Getting your shit together is not a destination.

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Author adminPosted on January 24, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags process, shitLeave a comment on Shit

Sudo

Sudoyou.
Sudome.

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Music

I’ve got to the point in my life that all the music I listen to is by dead people.
Not Zombie music, but that all the singers have died, I mean.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags music, zombieLeave a comment on Music

Game

Please stop playing the “would you still love me if” game.
I’ve already had to lie a few times and I really don’t like that.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags lie, loveLeave a comment on Game

Hungover

My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.

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Frog

The frog is green.
That took eight years to write.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags frog, green, writingLeave a comment on Frog

Pinata

Why did you leave?
I had this big piñata just waiting to go.

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Author adminPosted on January 23, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags pinataLeave a comment on Pinata

Whore

Wearing that red lipstick totally does not make you look like a whore.
(Whore!)

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags whoreLeave a comment on Whore

Great

God is great!
So is pizza!

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Promise

Some people just don’t understand that when I make a promise I actually mean it.
Yes I died but that isn’t going to stop us being together for eternity!

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Author adminPosted on January 22, 2023Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags dead, eternity, promiseLeave a comment on Promise

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