He was a fireman and studying to be a plumber. He came over to fix my shower and after that was done, he showed me his hose.
War Form
We take significant measures to avoid contact with alien flesh or silicon. In matters involving serious conflict we rain asteroids on worlds.
Naughty
Let’s be naughty, she lied.
I’m going to spank you, he lied.
Jedi
I’ll betcha this happened at Jedi school a lot.
“Whya hitting yourself?”
The Jump
While I was falling, my last thoughts were of Dr. Morrow and his quest for a miracle cure. Now (as detached from life’s everyday struggles as one could be) the solution seemed obvious.
Unfaithful
I caught my husband having sex with the girl that lives down the road,today. The one girl he constantly complained that her boobs and ass were too big, he was repulsed by them and that he didnt understand why men would b attracted to her.
Two lost souls
Walking hand in hand through the glistening wet sand, as the water lapped at their feet the young couple did walk without a care in the world. Without warning the surge carried them far out to sea where they were together forever, just a memory of what could have been.
Hey Gods
Hey Gods out there – just wanted to let you know something.
Oh, wait, there’s no one there.
“Swish: Maria in the Mourning”
“Her spirit left in that ambulance. Did she rise up to see Jake working on her frantically and thank him as a final irony before she went away?”
Lust
Whenever John walks past me,i catch my breath. Whenever he walks past John, John catches his breath.
Deep
I always think you should slow down and enjoy life. But when I do, I can’t.
Lonely bored
So you were lonely and I was bored and on we went.
Then you got bored and now I’m lonely.
Relationships
You said you loved me and promised that we would be together forever. Now you’re moving to New York for college; what happened to your promise?
Antidote
We played the poison game, each time delaying the gulping of antidote.
One of us is going to win pretty soon.
Peaked
Writing children’s books was beautiful and I loved it.
I fear I peaked too soon.
Lost
Once I got lost in a huge shopping centre.
They found me pretty quickly but next time they won’t be so lucky.
Find hope
Find the inspiration and the hope and the joy and the application and combine them all together.
Hope to find somewhere to sell the result before you find the sloth and the greed and the bottle and the endless wasted days.
Reality
Success has different meaning to each individual. Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.
Janitor
Every day the janitor put on a lab coat and walked the halls, comforting patients, family and friends.
The hospital dare not fire him because deaths have dramatically dropped.
the big fight
once, there was a brawl between mr. a.p. test and mr. senior itis. guess who won.