my teacher asked me to think of 25 ways to use a yardstick. so then, i jumped out of my feet, grabbed a yardstick, went back in time, killed jesus, started my own religion, called yardstiKyians, which then was the only religion, and then i became god, known as yardstick.
Tag: stupid
Pirate
I’d like to be a pirate.
But then I’d be a pirate-ninja-zombie-lawyer-hippie-chef and that would be stupid.
Rhyme
Things that rhyme are stupid.
Like you, for example.
Buttons
You doubt my buttons ‘o bread?
Way better than your buttons ‘o stupid.