my teacher asked me to think of 25 ways to use a yardstick. so then, i jumped out of my feet, grabbed a yardstick, went back in time, killed jesus, started my own religion, called yardstiKyians, which then was the only religion, and then i became god, known as yardstick.
Rating: 3.2/10 (18 votes cast)
Add any of the following to any situation and it is immediately more awesome.
Zombies, monkeys, robots, lasers.
Rating: 4.4/10 (5 votes cast)
Sarah took all the pots and pans out of the cupboard, laid them on the floor in the shape of a man, pointed the remote and hit “play”.
The metal man who rose up was fun and was awesome but he did wobble a lot because of the cracked cheese-grater that made up his left leg.
Rating: 8.7/10 (3 votes cast)
When I go to parties I sneak in a pair of handcuffs and hide them in the fridge.
It makes parties awesome and no one ever knows who did it.
Rating: 7.0/10 (4 votes cast)
According to a song, life is a highway.So don’t get hit by a truck.
Rating: 7.6/10 (5 votes cast)