my teacher asked me to think of 25 ways to use a yardstick. so then, i jumped out of my feet, grabbed a yardstick, went back in time, killed jesus, started my own religion, called yardstiKyians, which then was the only religion, and then i became god, known as yardstick.
It was only later we realised how weird it was.
We had all called him tumour-head years before he actually got head cancer.
A very twisted mind doesn’t always reveal itself as it’s a danger in itself.
Sometimes, it composes two-sentence stories, though.
When a very exotic stranger in the party told him she wants him inside her so bad, he got so ecstatic. He realized what she actually meant when the chewed chunk of his lips finally reached her stomach.
As I was stumbling in the night to get the the washroom, I felt my dog brush against my leg. But then I heard my dog barking upstairs at something else.
I woke up about 11 a.m. with my head pounding and my mouth dry. I’m still amazed the blood splattered all around the room and not on me.
I knelt down and took the penis in my right hand. I placed it in the bag of ice and headed for the hospital.
When I told my father about the monsters in my closet, he asked me to describe them very carefully.
Then he took me over to his closet, made me open the doors and then showed me the ancient, family weaponry we would use to kill them all.
I was at my father’s funeral. As I reached the casket he opened his eyes.
My twin sister died yesterday. Now I wish the doctors had separated us at birth.