Only two out of a thousand say yes, aye, but none are worth the time. That’s why you drink — you drink so that most of your tears (and piss) evaporates, so that you won’t freeze when given the cold shoulder.
Tag: monkeys
Awesome
Add any of the following to any situation and it is immediately more awesome.
Zombies, monkeys, robots, lasers.
Scientific Bureaucrat Blues
NASA has proposed a new eco-friendly rocket ship powered by two monkeys and a bicycle.
The project is expected to cost fifty trillion dollars, and will make it to Uranus in about fifty million years, assuming they don’t run out of bananas.