Every time you talk marketing with me I imagine you saying “would you like fries with that?”
Please quit and give it a try – I think you’d be really good at it!
Rating: 5.4/10 (7 votes cast)
You know what would be so much better than that boring old marketing presentation?
How about you flash yourself?
Rating: 4.0/10 (4 votes cast)
You make me laugh when you stand by the window, screw up your face, and try desperately to comprehend the universe.
A speck of sand in the ocean has a better chance of understanding than you.
Rating: 5.6/10 (5 votes cast)
If you don’t like soul red we’ve got spirit green or depression blue.
You don’t want that one – it’s marketing shit brown.
Rating: 4.5/10 (4 votes cast)
I attributed all kinds of complex motivations to your behaviours and spent a long time working out how to work with you.
Then I realised I just needed to shake something shiny in your eyeline and you’d get distracted and totally forget all that marketing bullshit.
Rating: 3.5/10 (2 votes cast)
I met a marketing girl today.
Hollow she was, and as deep as the dog’s water dish.
Rating: 7.0/10 (2 votes cast)
I considered starting the revolution.
Then I decided to give in to consumption instead.
Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast)
Every single day I come to work and hear you talk about marketing and brands and building the brand I wish for a virus to escape a Russian lab and spread across the world, wiping out all humanity.
I want you to be one of the last people to die so you can really appreciate that building the brand really is NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT!
Rating: 2.8/10 (6 votes cast)
You hear that buzzing sound?
It’s the dark cracking void where your soul used to be you fucking marketing sellout shit.
Rating: 7.0/10 (3 votes cast)
Look, I’m having a little trouble trying to concentrate on your marketing presentation.
Just over an hour ago I was cock deep in my girlfriend and I can still smell her on my fingers (plus you are SO boring it’s not funny).
Rating: 4.5/10 (13 votes cast)