The neighbors know my deepest, darkest secret. I am boring.
You know what would be so much better than that boring old marketing presentation?
How about you flash yourself?
Hey, did you hear that the rules have all changed?
Yeah, being a boring self-centred fuckwit is now sexy so you’re totally in dude!
Hey, instead of attempting to make the boring amazing how about we be amazing!
No, ok, fine, sure, whatever.