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Unkind
I realise now that you were not being unkind.
You just know nothing of our world.
Stories
The younger me wouldn’t believe my stories of real life.
Yes, I really did bonk a girl on the head with her own vibrator once.
Scene
A scene witnessed many times.
A girl I’ve fucked and a girl I’m going to fuck shake hands and I hear “Hi, I’m Mat’s girlfriend.”
Lost
I lost my smile, my friends, my job, my money, my girl.
Later I found my smile but the rest seems gone forever.
Strong enough
If you were to tell her how sweet her expression looked, how cute SHE looked, she would just vehemently reply: ” I don’t want to look cute or girly, I am strong and can fight with the best of them.”
Yet, in sleep’s embrace her softness shone through, no matter what she said.
Typewriter
As soon as I saw Typewriter girl I knew she would be mine.
She really pushes my buttons.
Singer
She made her away towards the stage, her heart beating like crazy, her legs felt like jelly and her hands just wouldn’t stop shaking. She stood there and stared at all the people staring back at her, then she opened her mouth and sang her song, and everyone was entranced by her voice and the lyrics that she had written.
Judgment
Everything I’ve ever written could be titled “untitled”.
Every girl I’ve ever been with could be called “a shocking lapse in judgment”.
Marketing
I met a marketing girl today.
Hollow she was, and as deep as the dog’s water dish.
Holiday
I went to the pier today.
It reminded me of Perth, of sun, of love, of food, of champagne, of sex, of falafel, and of you, asleep with damp hair, mid-afternoon.
The Beautiful Magnet Girl
I ate my way through two painful tonnes of solid iron. She still wasn’t attracted to me.
Girl
My girl’s skin is so pink and soft.
I wonder how I can get it off?
Trophy
We all raced, not knowing the trophy had been stolen days ago.
The new girl had met someone on the weekend.
Spell
She thinks I’m under her spell.
Foolish foolish foolish.
Future girl
Somewhere out there is a girl who will one day ask me to fuck her.
I wonder what she is doing right now?
Might
I haven’t taken down your photos or thrown away your clothes or tipped out your perfume.
I think you still might come back.
Rule
My foolish rule to never sleep with a girl unless I think there will be a relationship.
In five hundred years it will all be so meaningless.
Short version
My parents got the long convoluted reasons why I quit my job.
My friends got the short version: the Swedish girl.
Unfaithful
I caught my husband having sex with the girl that lives down the road,today. The one girl he constantly complained that her boobs and ass were too big, he was repulsed by them and that he didnt understand why men would b attracted to her.