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Tramp

Sometimes I look at you and I just want to fuck you raw.
Oh, America, you dirty little tramp, you love it.

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Rating: 4.3/10 (7 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on June 9, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags america, fuck, sex, trampLeave a comment on Tramp

The season of Joy

Oh, Christmas is here.
Fuck.

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Author adminPosted on June 9, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags Christmas, fuckLeave a comment on The season of Joy

Don’t mind

Love me and then fuck me.
Or the other way around, I don’t mind.

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Rating: 6.1/10 (12 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on May 17, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fuck, loveLeave a comment on Don’t mind

Mortality

Just face the facts and realise that mortality will bend you over and fuck you hard.
The best you can hope is that it will be gentle, and possibly that it will involve lubricant.

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Rating: 3.6/10 (5 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on May 12, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fuck, motalityLeave a comment on Mortality

Good move

My girlfriend said I fuck just like her ex-boyfriend.
Good move, soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend!

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Rating: 5.6/10 (7 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on May 6, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags boyfriend, fuck, girlfriendLeave a comment on Good move

Offer

Looking back on the offer, I should have really taken it.
Sure I would have got fucked over by that teacher but I would have got the grades to get into a really good university course.

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Rating: 3.6/10 (5 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on April 26, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fuck, teacher, universityLeave a comment on Offer

Confession

Before we were married I once tied her up, blindfolded her and fucked her hard.
More confessions I’ll never tell my wife.

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Rating: 5.4/10 (5 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on March 2, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags blindfold, fuck, married, sex, wifeLeave a comment on Confession

Adventure

Life is an adventure so dangerous it will cost you your life.
Otherwise, what the fuck are you here for?

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Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast)
Author adminPosted on February 12, 2020Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags adventure, fuck, lifeLeave a comment on Adventure

Excused

May I be excused?
I’ve got to go fuck up my life with no direction for the next thirty years.

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Author adminPosted on December 22, 2019Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fuck, nihilismLeave a comment on Excused

Future girl

Somewhere out there is a girl who will one day ask me to fuck her.
I wonder what she is doing right now?

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Author adminPosted on December 13, 2019Categories Two Sentence StoriesTags fuck, girlLeave a comment on Future girl

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