Sometimes I look at you and I just want to fuck you raw.
Oh, America, you dirty little tramp, you love it.
Tag: fuck
The season of Joy
Oh, Christmas is here.
Fuck.
Don’t mind
Love me and then fuck me.
Or the other way around, I don’t mind.
Mortality
Just face the facts and realise that mortality will bend you over and fuck you hard.
The best you can hope is that it will be gentle, and possibly that it will involve lubricant.
Good move
My girlfriend said I fuck just like her ex-boyfriend.
Good move, soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend!
Offer
Looking back on the offer, I should have really taken it.
Sure I would have got fucked over by that teacher but I would have got the grades to get into a really good university course.
Confession
Before we were married I once tied her up, blindfolded her and fucked her hard.
More confessions I’ll never tell my wife.
Adventure
Life is an adventure so dangerous it will cost you your life.
Otherwise, what the fuck are you here for?
Excused
May I be excused?
I’ve got to go fuck up my life with no direction for the next thirty years.
Future girl
Somewhere out there is a girl who will one day ask me to fuck her.
I wonder what she is doing right now?