My training with you was just fantastic and so totally worthwhile for my future.
When I need to stay up to 3am, crying and discussing a relationship I am so going to rock at it!
Destiny
I am the darkness but I want to be the light.
Is there a point to fighting destiny?
Pileup
The assignment for their science project was to demonstrate the law of gravity and document the effects. One boy filmed the other dropping bricks off the expressway overpass.
Li’l Cuckoos
Her gaze rested on me for a moment, then went back to the kids, and on to her own reflection in the mirror.
“I know it’s hard to believe,” she said finally, “but they don’t even look like ours, you know.”
Imaginary
Look over there at my jelly house.
Made of the finest imaginary materials available.
Signs
She was desperate to figure out the answer to his question without giving herself away.
Out of everything they covered, “What’s your sign?” had not been included.
Birthday
My birthday wish came true.
All the air turned to custard.
Edible
So stupid to ask if it was edible.
Anything is if you really try.
Bank
I robbed a bank.
It was my bank, but it was still a thrill.
Fashion
I powdered the hats up, mixed them with water and heated them in a little spoon, ready for injection.
As I pushed the plunger I pretended I was in a TV show and so I shouted “we need 10CCs of FASHION stat!”
The Bill
Thirty-seven years of research, twenty billion dollars, six thousand hours of debate, seven tons of metal, one-half ton of silicon, one hundred miles of wire, and three-hundred-fifty million moving parts. What a strange price we pay for Armageddon.
Slinky
There is an endless stair.
Go slinky go!
Books
Envelopes keep arriving from the future with best-selling books in them.
I’d type them out and submit them but man, typing is hard.
Weird Child
I spent two years of my childhood pretending I was a squirrel and collecting acorns. I still stop to pick them up sometimes.
James, Don’t Drive
I chortled a little when she spoke into my ear, so stunningly-soft and desperately silent, as she collapsed into sobs. The warm breeze tickled little, but I wish that I’d hugged her when she told me her mother had cancer.
Transcendence
Do you think those who jump from high places to their death experience something close to transcendence?
Do those brief seconds stretch on forever?
Tiny explosion of joy
I wish there was a candy that was a tiny explosion of joy.
Nah, I’d probably get addicted.
Fortuneteller
The old gypsy woman gazed into the crystal ball and saw herself engulfed in flames. “Impossible,” she laughed, unaware of the small boy playing with matches under her booth.
Lily
A lily rose out of the pond, its scent sweet and bitter, its colors yellow and blue, its posture bent and straight at the same time.
I wanted to be like the lily, strong and smooth and sweet, but life weakened, roughed, bittered me without remorse.
How I’d handle being a Bond villain
“So aren’t you going to tell me all the details of your nefarious plan?”
BANG!